** Tips on brushing a cat’s teeth?
Women: do you ever wear a slip?**
Body armor sounds like a better idea.
** Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again
How has President Trump pissed you off today?
Trump nominates Jeff Sessions for AG**
Did you or anyone you know ever get a legal name change?
Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater
One slip, and you might end up having to change your name…
**Ban on transgenders in military
Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater **
Don’t shave them off if you want to join the military.
The weird stuff at kindergarten I touched today…what was it?
Positive Gun News of the Day
A few rounds from my 12-gauge, and the sandbox is once again safe for the kiddies. 
Things parents say to their kids that may not be quite accurate…
Dog Is Very Sick, Got into Meds
And he’s going to be at the dog hospital. Forever.
How to charge 4 marine batteries with a single solar panel
Power outage in North Carolina
** Bollywood film can’t place it!
I Love Dick**
Bollywood Porn?
Examples of improbable real-life events
Machete wielding, one-armed clown arrested in Maine
Why did my rooster bring food to my hen today?
Why Doesn’t my Cat have Fleas?
Doper nursery rhymes:
Why did my rooster bring food to my hen today?
Why Doesn’t my Cat have Fleas?
Why Does my pig say oink oink moo
And why does my cow give cheese?
**What is the most valuable thing you have left behind when you have moved out?
Useless box **
Who or what is your cat’s sworn enemy?
My Cat Attacked Me and I Am Sad
Bravo!
** What most epitomizes the '70s to you?
I believe in Bigfoot. Do you?**
**The size of the Queen’s crown
Pi **
Asked and answered in General Questions.
**The Emoji Movie
I don’t like watching new movies.
**
**The Emoji Movie
I don’t like watching new movies.**
:mad:
** What’s the most recent movie you’ve watched that’s older than you are?
Old movie??? Or am I mad!!!
**
Down, Griffin! Keep your bandages on! They didn’t mean anything by it!
** Weird fuzzy bursts on doppler radar.
Flying on Air Force One: Absolute, 100 % safe?**
Only if you steer around the fuzzy bursts.
** You Know You’re Going To Fail A Pre-Employment Drug Test
I believe in Bigfoot. Do you?**
Not a universal correlation - but also not a good thing to blurt out when the interviewer asks what you see yourself doing in ten years.