** What’s this crazy wet stuff falling from the sky?
I’m beginning to dislike fake boobs.**
That batch may be due for a recall.
** I have 100,000 Iraqi dinars. What to do with them?
What’s the economic model for supermarket checkout divider thingies?**
“Let’s see, I have bread, eggs, milk; and I have a coupon for the bread–Oh, and I will pay you 100,000 Iraqi dinars for that plastic checkout divider!”
I think there’s a drug dealer in my apartment building
If it’s not broke, why are you fixing it?
It does sound rather convenient…
**“Baby sitters accused of putting flea-infested kids in U-Haul”
Gross clean-up incidents **
What gross clean up? Just return it.
I’m beginning to dislike fake boobs
Ban on transgenders in military
**Examples of improbable real-life events
7-second grumbling noise **
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Seven seconds?!? :dubious:
Are there ANY movie stars of the 30’s, 40’s and 50’s who did NOT smoke?
Did dinosaurs carry on?
Sadly, yes.
Made in Cheapness/Durability
Free stuff
** The non-political things I really don’t like thread
I’m beginning to dislike fake boobs.**
Yes, but which do you dislike the most, the ones on the right or the ones on the left?
**Suggest movies for my mom
Sharknado 5
**
… especially if you don’t like your mom.
**Cracked phone screen - repair or replace?
Duct Tape **
I wouldn’t recommend it.
Would you have sex with a total stranger for money?
Post your neighbour stories here
What is the worst single consequence of global warming?
Is Fox News really all that bad?
Well yeah, but I would’ve picked chicken fingers. Connect the dots. :eek:
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Would you have sex with a total stranger for money?
She’s willing to pay me? That’s attractive!
Where did the oceans come from?
Strange flood insurance question
Red sun and red moon
Impractical and pointless engineering challenges
**Is anyone else unable to hold a grudge?
Having a loved one die **
My older brother never let me forget an embarrassing instance he perpetrated upon me. So I had him die.
Google just wished me Happy Birthday
CanadaDope 2017: Celebrating the Sesquicentennial - "… and loving it!"
Hurra!
:: dances in maple leaf outfit ::
#imtoosesqui
Penn and Teller Fool Us (season four)
The Beatles were overrated
If Penn and Teller convinced people The Beatles were overrated, they fooled the entire planet!
Best things to do with a lot of honey.
Making chocolate fondue
A lot of chocolate fondue. Can’t have too much chocolate.
** What is the worst place to be in
Luxury sub-compact cars?**
You don’t want to be crammed in the back seat on long trips, after the minibar runs out of champagne. 
** Could a gorilla tear a human’s head off?
What is Kim Jong Un’s motivation?**
We stole his bananas?