Things that are basically impossible
2017 Diet and Fitness Thread
I agree
Things that are weirdly satisfying…
Trump’s inauguration poster has glaring goof.
** Cafe Society Confessions: What’s yours?
Pretentious cocktails**
Asked and answered
Thinking of Immigrating to New Zealand
I’ll go to hell if I want to go to hell!
Actually, New Zealand is quite nice.
** Please walk me through outpatient surgery
I’ll go to hell if I want to go to hell!**
That’s #1 on the list of Things Not To Say To The Anesthesiologist.
**What would it take for you to like President Trump?
Thinking of Immigrating to New Zealand **
Nope, not even then.
**The downside of coming from a wealthy family.
People Who Don’t Know What A Billion Is **
I know what a billion is. Let me get my checkbook.
**How will you spend the evening of Valentine’s Day?
Thinking of Immigrating to New Zealand **
How romantic
**Things that are basically impossible
interesting engineering
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Some Humanities major wrote that.
** So um, this is not going well so far
Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making
Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again
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Separated by one:
**What Discontinued Casual Dining Item Would You Bring Back?
Forgotten luncheon meats and types of salami
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How will you spend the evening of Valentine’s Day?
Trauma induced gout flare up
** Odd but true - my satellite-synced clock radio is always 10 minutes slow
Do you wear a wrist watch?**
Yeah. I liked the music, but it was hard to find sleeves that fit.
**A question about global warming
Where’s the D.C. snow? feb 15
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** The downside of coming from a wealthy family.
Things that are basically impossible**
**Rumors–Trump Hates The Job/Fed Up/Thinking Of Quitting
“Top Writer” of Fortune Cookies is Quitting**
Hooray! Though I personally think “fortune cookie” is too kind a description of his speaking style.
(Even funnier, the actual fortune cookie guy’s first name is Donald).
Things that are basically impossible
Counterfeiting currency.
** Anybody have New Year’s Resolutions that They are Still Keeping?
Kim Jong-nam Murdered**
THAT was your New Year’s Resolution?
How dare the Grammys not give Beyonce every award!
Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again
Dude. Put the phone down already.
LOL, I’d bet there’d be a market for Trump-like fortune cookies: “Weather may be rainy. Sad!”
Oh, I got my wish in this thread: