** Was it a flying deer?
Things that are basically impossible
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**This Blinky and Pinky numnuts is still around?
Moved: Blinkyandpinky
**
Nah… we moved them!
**The downside of coming from a wealthy family.
She won the lottery at 17. Now she blames Euromillions officials for ‘ruining her life.’ **
Rich family and won the lottery? Well ain’t that just a bunch of rotten luck. We should start a Gofundme campaign to cheer her up.
** Pink chimps, black chimps
Can Trump fire Pence ? **
**What was the most concentrated artillery bombardment in history?
Tranquility Base **
“Houston, Tranquility Base here, the Eagle has–INCOMING!!!”
Trump: Will anything good come from his presidency?
Got a new deck, need a new grill
One out of two ain’t bad…
Bitch was fucking with me. I have my wife back!
Who was your first love?
Was it a flying deer?
Actually it was a flying squirrel but nevermind, my wife is back!
**Who was your first love?
Was it a flying deer? **
Upon posting, I see it’s a repeat. Leaving it anyway.
Huffery & Puffery
Trump as taught in our schools
Trump: Will anything good come from his presidency?
Huffery & Puffery answers both questions.
A new state of residence…
Huffery & Puffery
Right on the corner
Foods that should taste good but don’t.
Kale Chips CANNOT Replace Potato Chips
Tell me about it.
**Brushing your teeth with gold
Geographic tongue
Foods that should taste good but don’t. **
Gee. I wonder why.
Foods that should taste good but don’t.
Beer!
Perhaps, but I seem to be able to choke it down anyway.
**Where’s the worst place you ever woke up?
Where is the worst place you have ever slept? **
**Trump Theme Music
Life is not good right now **
Sing along with me! “Life suuuucks, weeeee’ve got an orange problem…”
What can I do with a hunk of 99.99% pure Gallium?
Can You Plagiarize Yourself?
Building a house – what should I make sure I get at construction time?
Motion Sickness and Wide-Screen TVs
I could do without the former, actually.
**Sportswriting is…
One Word.
**
So true!
(That’s how the threads appeared in my browser.)
** How restrictive is your internet access at work?
I told my boss to shave his legs**
Well, how often do you need to visit www.hairylegsaregross.com?