Does anybody take seriously the notion of “the American Dream?”
Building a house – what should I make sure I get at construction time?
Thank you for your service
A “thank you” for taking seriously the notion of, and living, the American Dream is always nice.
Broke Up A Fight
My 2-year-old and the Lion King
I bet I know who was winning.
**Thank-you presents for 15/16 year-old girls (not family)
Do you know someone who would take your children? **
** Trump: Will anything good come from his presidency?
At what age is a man too old to wear cargo shorts?**
:eek::eek::eek:
2017 Mass Killings in the United States
Travelling to Trump’s America in August
Just checking to see if there are any mass killings planned for August.
** My chest hurts, and it’s not my heart. What next?
Would you agree to be uploaded to a robot body?
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Party in Cafe!
**I just bought a tube of braunschweiger (liver sausage). Now what?
Beer!**
Cold drinks that are good hot?
Beer!
Lucas also made refrigerators.
** Female only elite military units - What should their names be?
Vertigo and ear crystals**
“Vertigo” is kinda cool. But “Ear Crystals” would only strike fear into enemies who are scared of waxy buildup. 
** Foods that shouldn’t taste good but do!
What/Who are the best “Chewing the Scenery” Films/Actors?
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[Copland music] Scenery! — It’s what’s for dinner! [/Copland music]
**Is “see through” technology ever going to be a thing.
Ignorance you’re okay with.
**
I’m okay with not knowing what about 75% of America looks like in see through technology.
Animals recently found to be venomous
Is Total Breakfast Cereal available in Canada?
Yes, but it can’t compete with Kellogg’s Viper Flakes.
In Praise of White Bread
Foods that shouldn’t taste good but do!
Can someone give a primer for home beer brewing?
Beer!
Well, OK, but what are the intermediate steps?
**What is the scariest situation you have been in?
Budapest bows out of 2024 Olympics. **
The hordes of rogue gymnasts roaming the streets of Budapest…the Pentathlon Riots…The Freestyle Mass Waterboardings…The horror…the horror!
**Is Fox News really all that bad?
Bullshit **
I’m confused. Are you saying that Fox News is bullshit, or are you saying the idea that Fox News is really all that bad is bullshit?
**Perfecting a cooking time and temp
That damn bass thing
**
Cooking fish perfectly, at the right time and temp, can be hard.
**I told my boss to shave his legs
Employee steals $100 million **
While the boss was shaving his legs!!
Orders, Families, Evolution and Individuals
What the hell are my neighbors doing?
Best not to ask.
Why did “they” decide men can’t wear shorts?
At what age is a man too old to wear cargo shorts?
Shorts are not for everyone.
Is that Richard Nixon molesting that child?
