**What were your high school’s colors?
Cologuard. Yeah. That thing.
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No, it’s Colorguard, not Cologuard without the first “r”
People thinking of having children, can you consider the following points?
They’re going to cut off my nuts. What should I do? What’s going to happen?
** The Litter Box Surprise - New and Improved!
Tiger, tiger, lying dead / Policeman shot him in the head.
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**I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain.
The point of that “I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain” thread ? . . .
Hurricane Irma
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Regarding the religious far-right
They’re going to cut off my nuts. What should I do? What’s gonna happen? (Vasectomy)
I’d get to prayin’. Hey, it might work.
** I don’t know what to do about work, am I overreacting
They’re going to cut off my nuts. What should I do? What’s gonna happen? (Vasectomy)**
I’m not sure it’s possible to under-react to your boss wanting to cut off your nuts.
The social reaction to Trump winning reelection in 2020
What the hell is up with the smacking while eating ?
If he starts doing that too, I’ll move to…well, I’ll start a Pit thread. :mad:
**Discreet Human Behavior…
Equifax hacked **
It was done discreetly~
**I don’t know what to do about work, am I overreacting
They’re going to cut off my nuts. What should I do? What’s gonna happen? (Vasectomy) **
No, you’re not
Help me replace all my pants with stretch pants
Do You do “fairs”?
“Step right up, see the amazing Stretch Pant Lady. You won’t believe your eyes! Only two bits, one fourth of a dollah…”
** They’re going to cut off my nuts. What should I do? What’s gonna happen? (Vasectomy)
Equifax hacked**
You call your nuts “Equifax”?
Suggest some lesser known works by famous composers
Nights In White Satin
I think that’s a pretty well known work.
**What sort of berries are these?
what are these berries?
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And, while we’re at it, what kind of berries are these?
Why are hurricanes structured like galaxies?
Stinky water
Can you ‘streamline’ the US government - without…?
Uncontacted Amazon tribes and the morality of the Prime Directive
Uncontacted Amazon tribes can be pretty streamlined.
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Name for a literary (or movie) term.
Avoiding The N-Word.**
Political correctness (or Fuhrmanism?)
**They’re going to cut off my nuts. What should I do? What’s gonna happen? (Vasectomy)
I just don’t know what to do and I feel lost
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Can’t say I blame you…
They’re going to cut off my nuts. What should I do? What’s gonna happen? (Vasectomy)
Nun with a Chainsaw!
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Hurricane Irma
Nun with a Chainsaw!**
**Equifax hacked
Nun with a Chainsaw! **
That’s not how “hacking” works!
(This last series is like one of those Klingon proverbs: A hundred throats can be cut in a night by a Nun with a Chainsaw.)