** Frank Vincent dead
Help me with vegetables**
Maybe tomatoes and garlic. But Frank really enjoyed serving up a fish wrapped in newspaper.
** Handsome Boy, Ugly Girl: What’s The Story?
Nun with a Chainsaw!
**
"Sister Mary Therese made me go out with Daphne!
Someone threatening to spread fake images/video of me performing a sex act, what to do?
Are you debt free?
If so, you won’t be.
Stupid Masturbation Question
I just don’t knowwhat to do and I feel lost
Well, that’s what Google is for.
Where do the old pianos go?
-284 degrees longitude?
Right by the lost socks.
Stupid Masturbation Question
Worst “As Seen On TV” Products
The Batermatic 3000. Doesn’t work AT ALL.
** Short and long term consequences of the Equifax breach? And what are you personally doing about it?
Stupid Masturbation Question**
We all have different ways of coping. 
Is it meaningful to say “Nothing can escape a black hole” ?
dog poop disposal
Seems like an extreme solution.
Horror movies similar to Aliens
Eating Raoul (1982 cult film)
No, not at all the same.
Indiana man locked in cave for 60 hours, forgotten by group
Goodby my friends
Single people, how do you eat?
Oh boy: children, flutes, semen
Eww!
What do you want as your epitaph?
I really don’t want to die here.
How Do I Stop People Thinking The Worst Of Me
Karate Massacre
Do they call me Ludovic the sequential poster? No! But one little karate massacre…
** Trying to figure out what happened to best friend
Domesticating large wild cats?
**
He was last seen going up to a puma saying “Here, kitty, kitty, kitty”
** Disc-Covering: Your Favorite Covers
New Jersey & Bruce Springsteen are closely tied together. What other pairings are as tight?**
I’m in love with a Jersey girl.
** Stuff Sheldon Cooper is right about
Stephen King Reading His Own Books**
I think Sheldon and Stephen would like each other.
Let’s create Urban Legends!
Child organ trafficking in Europe?
Boy Scouts To Accept Girls
my sister is a CUNT
I don’t think that’s a requirement for admission. Maybe if she was a little butch.
** Mandalay Bay (Las Vegas) shooting
2017 Mass Killings in the United States **
Yes, we know
** So, they’re making a sequel to Frozen
Schitt’s Creek **
You can leave out the “C”