These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

**I shaved my balls for this?
Provocative t-shirts seen
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What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster?
How do people survive severe insomnia

I’ll never be able to sleep again!

**Vulgarity?**Hey! Stop saying McDonald’s, you cretin!
Shut the fuck up about McDonald’s Szechuan sauce

Hey! Stop saying “McDonald’s,” you cretins. Yuck! :mad:

Your State’s Weirdest Official Thingy
Very Vaguely Creepy Rides Again
The Church of God-Zillah

Where do you keep your toothbrush?
Scotland and the British Empire

I like to keep mine closer at hand.
What steps can anyone take to prevent some people from attending their funeral
Chili… Again

Yes, it never fails. Eat a big bowl shortly before you die, and they’ll think that smell is your decomposing body.

Are there any effective cough suppressants?
Nostalgic, evocative scents

I’m thinking no.