Nice to see you’re focused, Tom.
I collect squished pennies. What does that make me?
Poor?
Heh, good one. And pennies ensues.
Right handed Anabaptist checking in here to say that I’m feeling even more left out than the southpaws. And you know they get, sheesh!
Mayhap TL just discovered how wonderful an outlet the SDMB really is and can’t keep from partaking every few waking minutes?
Money, like history and theology, is a lie agreed upon.
I always heard it as:
A man is drowning 50 feet from shore. A Democrat will throw him 50’ of rope, then drop his end to go off and do another good deed. A Republican will throw him 25’ of rope and tell him to swim for it.
I guess I did pull a Gaudere.
I just changed the title of the thread to her? correct name.
This is only fair to her, considering she might be doing a vanity search on her threads. (oh-my-god, won’t someone think of the hamsters?)
You’re safe, unless Guests can search…
I hope the board has higher standards. Note Thin Lizzy’s response in this thread in post #2: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=327456
The GQ question is how to get rid of an unwanted dog. The response?
:rolleyes:
I’m a registered Democrat, and I’ve always cleaned my fish before cooking it rather the other way round. If someone wants to do it for me, though, I’m cool with that.
I always liked Dave Barry’s explanation of the difference between Democrats and Republicans. Basically, if you were broken down by the side of the road, a Democrat would stop to help you but manage to set fire to your care. A Republican would have all the tools and abilities to help you, but would drive past, because he was late for Ugly Pants night at the country club.
A Democrat can’t keep his mind off my wallet; a Republican can’t keep his mind off my zipper.
Democrats steal retail; Republicans steal wholesale.
Good one!
Currently …
A Democrat in the Senate is as good as a Republican in a coma.
Won’t someone think about the sanctity of life?!?!
Where’d you get THAT idea? I mean, they’ve let me hang out here for five years.
Sorry, I’m too busy worrying about the life of sanctity.
Or P.J. O’Rourke’s:
No, no, no – it should be called an “Esprix,” or “Exprix” in honor of the poster who posted a thread pitting people for misspelling his user name, immediately after posting a thread wherein he misspelled his OWN user name in the title! Classic stuff there.
(Love ya, 'Sprix, darlin’!)