Things about Michael Jackson

In My Humble Opinion
1

  1. Why does Michael always use an umbrella (even if it is an overcast day)?

  2. What did the white arm band over his suit mean when he went to court?

  3. I thought Michael Jackson’s father and he were at odds because the father beat him? Why then is he coming to court to show support?

  4. If Michael goes to jail won’t his children go to their biological mother?
    In the state of Florida if one parent dies the children automatically go to the other living parent.

  5. Would you watch Michael’s trial if it were shown on tv?

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  1. He thinks he’s the Planters peanut guy.

  2. It represents his virginity.

  3. He wanted to put a beatdown on Mike.

  4. Seeing how she had sex with him, the court deems her an dumbass not worthy to raise children.

  5. Hell yeah. His nose might fall off.

You’re welcome.

3

I would imagine the armband is probably to say he’s innocent. Or else it’s just a fashion accessory.

The umbrella-he says he can’t be exposed to sunlight. Which, if he really does have vitiligo, could be true. Or it could just be because Jacko is a raving hypochondriac.

4

If he had his skin artificially bleached it would also be true that he should not expose his skin to sunlight. Given his current lack of pigmentation (if THAT isn’t makeup! - with this guy, how can you ever be sure?), he’d probably suffer sunburn within 10-15 minutes at most, and it would put his into a high-risk category for skin cancer.

5
  1. What is Michael seriously going to do should he be convicted and sent to jail?

Look, Michael can barely survive in the immensely sheltered world he lives in now. The “real world” is a challenge for him, can you imagine prison?

I said it earlier, and I’ll say it again: It is time for Michael to signal the mothership to beam him out of here. The experiment with humans has failed, time to go home.