I’d suggest you call the fire department if I’m at a party with jarbabyj:
This is the second thread where my ass has caught on fire. How odd. Anyway, if I mail you a dinosaur lunchbag, will you put down that lighter fluid?
Hey, gimme a break, I believe Cartooniverse has a head shaped like a globe…clearly, my beliefs are not based on any sort of reality. Besides, I somehow managed to miss all the redhead threads.
I believe I don’t know why people keep spelling it Mnenmenth…
I believe I thouroughly enjoyed my broco buster. And, unfortunatly, I’m pretty sure I missed RAW last night. 
I believe MNEMENTH is a 237 year old dragon, living in a cave furnished wil modern ameneties. He reclines in his Barcalounger, smoking a long-stemmed pipe and drinking a goblet of wine, watching Masterpiece Theater between posts on the SDMB.
I believe ANTHRACITE is a Goth Ninja Assasin, working part time for the CIA and NSC. But she has the goods on many powerful individuals who operate above the law and is waiting for her chance to spring on the day “When all things hidden…shall be revealed.”
I believe CHRONOS is an undercover Time Lord, sent from
Gallifrey, to observe the human species during our culture’s
transitional period from planetary to interstellar civilization.
I believe JARBABYJ is a refugee from a carnival side show, rescued by a kindly soul with a penchant for a good
snake-dance.
I believe WIERDDAVE is an Angel…his purity is misunderstood and rejected by us sinners.
I believe SPEAKER FOR THE DEAD is a High Priest of Voodoo,
and takes his chicken blood VERY seriously, ya dig?
I believe I will now submit my reply.
I believe GingerOfTheNorth is the long lost Triplet Vixen, which like the Three Musketeers are four.
I believe tomndeb is a true avatar of Cecil.
I believe matt_mcl will be the first Québec NDP member of Parliament elected in a general election.
I believe I’ll finish my beer now.
I believe you are mistaken. ( Adjusting my longitudinals rapidly ). 
Cartooniverse, SkullWorld Boy Extraordinaire
Who are the Triplet Vixens? It’s Arden, hardy, and Mauvaise?
Fine company to be in!
<too tired and yes, still a bit sore, to go back and re-read all the funny stuff I wanted to comment on at the moment- great thread though> [sub]Even though I haven’t been mentioned once in 5 pages![/sub]
I believe that Tygr changes into a purring, growling pussycat late at night, when he’s with his special someone. I believe I will learn how to purr back at him. [sub]<note to self: Don’t I just WISH I was that special to such a hunk!>[/sub] *quickly looking around to see if Mr Bear heard that.
I believe that Vestal Blue is really a great big teddy bear, with his own special suit of armour and sword to defend his loved ones and damsels in distress. <Of which I am one, I think.;)>
I know, I know, not fair since I’ve known him for years. He has oh,my! gorgeous eyes and gives great hugs too!
I believe that hidden inside his big Ogre suit is a tall, handsome man dressed in a nappy suit and shiny spats, with drop-dead gorgeous eyes who writes amazing poetry under a pseudonym.
I believe I’d love to be Ramoth to Mnementh, and fly far and high with him on golden, translucent wings… swoon IF he could catch me, that is. 
I believe there are more, but I’ll save those for later. Too many good ones to do this late.
Hey, Lady! Don’t touch da moichandise!
Now, names… lessee… there’s, uh… and then there’s…
I’ll have to write up a list for ya, Bunny: there’s a LOT of people…
Um, who? And it took me three times of reading that to realize it was not Lady Pellagra. (Eew.)
Only because “k” scores quite well. But if you got “Mundi” on a triple word…
I believe we’d make quite a good bridge team.
Hmm. Now I’ve been drawn into this, what else to I believe?
I believe:
Spiritus is a wise sage who is paid to sit in an office and think Great Thoughts. He is paid well for this philosophising.
erislover speaks at one hundred and twenty words per minute. He is also short and has two non-complementary brains.
wring is even shorter than erl. She, however, is blindingly fast over 100m. She lives in a castle made of prison reports.
Scylla - well, I guess that syclla’s given out so much personal information anyway that my impression of a large, fit, grizzled and strange-handed man is probably quite accurate. He also eats a whole cow for dinner every night.
SPOOFE has four hands, which he uses to various ends.
Badtz Maru is enormous - at least 8 foot. He has batlike wings.
Kimstu speaks always in a whisper. She is praised for he ability to write italics even in her handwritten correspondance. She has a deadly pirrouette kick.
The Ryan has a bright red face and is perpetually angry. He kicks over chairs and shouts at small children. He never buys sweets.
London_Calling is kindly and helps grannies cross the road. He’s much prized in his local boozer for his quipping ability. He has the tweedy affectations of an elderly English gentleman but the roguish roughness of an East End lad.
casdave is also short. Sometimes he types upsidedown. He spends all day reading all the newspapers to remain up to date on all (British) news.
Gary Kumquat is an enormous vegetable. His real name is Mabel. Sometimes he is purple, other times green.
TwistOfFate I now have an image of with an evil goatee, thanks to the fact that he has stated his intention to grow a goatee. Cheers Twisty.
Manda JO is a wise woman on the side of a hill. Sometimes consultancies pay her a lot of money to fly half way across the country to be wise at them. Also, she’s my mother.
Cor, this is a lot more fun than I’d thought it would be.
pan
I believe you are correct 
Good gracious…
“A disease…characterized by skin eruptions, digestive and nervous system disturbances, and eventual mental deterioration.”
Sounds like my experience with puberty…
No, no. Definitely not pellagra.
Polgara the Sorceress is one of the main characters in the Belgariad fantasy series by David Eddings. She is tall, beautiful, raven haired with a lock of white. An immortal lady of grace, strong of will and deep of heart. She has the ability to shape-shift and her preferred form is that of a snowy owl.
I don’t know your reading preferences, but I highly recommend the series. It is light and fast paced, with cleverly-drawn characterizations. Not pure fantasy, more the sword-and-sorcery kind.
I believe that Mangetout actually does eat everything-- but only if it’s been through a juicer and covered with ketchup.
I believe mangeorge has only eaten barley in his beer.
I believe celestina will understand these horrid puns after checking her French-English dictionary for ten minutes.
I believe that given the choice between riding a Harley and a tricycle, Johnny L.A. would break down and cry.
And here I thought I was the only one who read it that way.
But then I still read thinksnow as ** thinks now**.
I’m going to be really annoyed if I ever discover that Mangetout is actually Man get out…
And here I thought I was the only one who read it that way.
But then I still read thinksnow as ** thinks now**.
I’m going to be really annoyed if I ever discover that Mangetout is actually Man get out…
CalMeacham said:
“celestina” just sounds too much like “Thumbelina” or “ballerina” for you not to be a diminutive imp.
[giggle] Okay, if you say so, hon. Mind if I add your observation to my sig?
I belive I’ve got one arm free at the moment…Purplebear? Ya busy, hon?
I believe that David B. is Really a fundamentalist Christian, who is best friends with james Dobson. They get together weekly to play cards, smoking and swearing the whole time.
::Rushes over:: Yes, oh Shiny One? Never too busy for such a handsome fella. swoons ::right into his arms, hopefully, and not onto the hard floor::
seawitch wrote:
I don’t own anything plaid. I do have an affinity for hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps, though.
celestina wrote:
I am very definitely fun to hang with. And around. And off of.
jr8 wrote:
I have. Simply because I have no other use for maple syrup.
Verrain wrote:
You weren’t supposed to tell anyone that!
detop wrote:
I think I like detop very much.