Things I firmly believe about posters I never met

[Mr.Cynical]

I believe that although I mix with Nymysys like oil and water, she ain’t all that bad.

I believe that Mauvaise has been such an important friend for me that I would have jumped off the dam without her there to talk me down.

I believe that one day, there will be a dopefest in Denver with more than 3 people.

I believe that everyone who has mentioned me thus far is entirely too kind.

I believe that Demo is my long lost, better looking brother.

[detop]

*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth *
**I think I like detop very much. **

Awww, shucks, stop, you’re making me blush ! [sub]Merci, Ginger !

[Speaker_for_the_Dead]

**I believe SPEAKER FOR THE DEAD is a High Priest of Voodoo,
and takes his chicken blood VERY seriously, ya dig?

**

Hey! That’s RAT blood, you fowl, fowl person! snicker

[Spiritus_Mundi]

Spiritus is a wise sage who is paid to sit in an office and think Great Thoughts. He is paid well for this philosophising.

I believe that I would rather have the job kabbes imagines for me than my real job.

I beliee that I have now been mentioned twice in an MPSIMS “which poster” thread. I believe that’s a NEW MUNDI RECORD!

I believe that xenophon41 is a thoughtful, witty poster who will get his butt licked if he doesn’t meet me for dinner tomorrow night.

I believe that Manda Jo has the highest sensible post::total post ratio on the SDMB.

I belive that Doobious secretly trains seals at Sea World to belch noxiously when taunted by six year olds.

I believe that SPOOFE still whispers “BO DIDDLY” every time he reads his user name.

I believe that erislover still has the hots for Ayn.

I believe that sam stone secretly wishes he could do good Bogart.

I believe polycarp is too good to be false.

[Mauvaise]

*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus *
**I believe that Mauvaise has been such an important friend for me that I would have jumped off the dam without her there to talk me down. **

I believe that it’s wonderful having a friend who’s [sub]say it with me[/sub] always right

[Spiritus_Mundi]

I believe that xenophon41 is a thoughtful, witty poster who will get his butt licked if he doesn’t meet me for dinner tomorrow night.

I believe this was an unfortunate typo.

[Otto]
It’s L-l-l-l-len. He’s l-l-loming to l-l-lill me.
[/Otto]

[kabbes]

In a similar vein, I believe that one mention of kabbes is a new k-record too. So hurray for both of us.

Oh - and I also believe that erislover has what he calls an Ayn Rand shrine on his wall at home. It’s actually a mirror.

(ho ho)

pan

[vanilla]

Spiritus Mundi said “Uke Ike looks just like Tiny Tim but with better hygeine.”
From the book I’m With The Band, the author, who met Tiny, said he took 5 showers a day.

I believe Manhatten has a self-constructed 4 foot tall bong, which he shows to all his friends and tells them how to build one themselves…
(manny, I’m kidding, dont hurt me)

[Spiritus_Mundi]

From the book I’m With The Band, the author, who met Tiny, said he took 5 showers a day.

Sure, but he never washed behind his ears.

[iampunha]

*Originally posted by hardygrrl *
I believe ** iampunha ** shoould be a male model.

I believe this place has been more of an ego boost to me than I’m willing to admit:)

I believe that hardygrrl is a dominatrix at heart.

I believe that if Esprix and matt_mcl, met IRL, you would not be able to tear matt from Esprix. Catfight would ensue. Matt would win.

I believe that Airman Doors and Ad_Noctum are two of the most underrated posters on this board. And, um, . . . they’re good soccer players, I dunno.

[Balance]

*Originally posted by SPOOFE *
I believe that ExTank has a collection of several hundred fully-automatic rifles, machine guns, SMG’s, carbines, and a good-sized collection of berettas, glocks, HK’s, all sitting around on his bedroom floor, waiting to be used…

…on arachnids. (I’m never letting him live that story down. )

I believe I’d enjoy drinking with Cal and Pepper Mill. (I make mead, too.)

I believe that Wolverine has been lying to us all along, and really is a tough, clawed, stogey-sucking mutant.

I believe that Sengkelat prizes eloquence over meaning…but occasionally has problems with both.

I believe that Cervaise is actually a hyperintelligent bottle of beer bent on integrating itself into society (without being drunk).

I believe KneadToKnow is striving diligently to achieve enlightenment while working in a bakery, deluded victim of a tragic homonym-related accident.

I believe HelloKitty is a tough, mean-looking biker.

I believe Knighted Vorpal Sword should make a point of staying out of Mnementh’s reach, just in case.

I believe Balance should have chosen a more memorable user name.

I believe that’s enough for now.

[hardygrrl]

*Originally posted by iampunha *

I believe that hardygrrl is a dominatrix at heart.

Have you been a good boy or a bad boy?

[Enola_Straight]

I believe HARDYGRRL has met ANTHRACITE on the field of battle…and wants another piece of her.

I believe NUMBER SIX is a Lieutenant in ANTHRACITE’S private army, specializing in hacking Government and Corporate data-bases.

I believe SPOOFE has clibed Mount Everest, for the sole purpose of installing the all-time-mother cell phone tower.

I believe VANILLA is actually Martha Stewart.

I believe ERISLOVER will implement a working solution to promote peace in war-torn Northern Ireland…for free.
Then, implement the same solution in the Middle East…
for a Hundred Billion Dollars (BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!).

I believe BARBARIAN is a cuddly little teddy-bear at heart.

[vanilla]

Finally someone mentions me, and its this!!?
No way am I Martha.
The only thing I ever made for my home was back in grade school; a x-mas wreath made out of IBM cards sprayed gold.
So there…

[Enola_Straight]

I believe SDIMBERT posts to the SDMB from his hell-hole
cubicle at work.

I believe TOADSPITTLE is an apprentice to SPEAKER FOR THE DEAD.

I believe that BERNSE is a genius engineer, whose 100mph car
he invented is being repressed by the Big Three Auto Companys, as well as the oil industry.

I believe CARNIVOROUSPLANT likes “Little Shop Of Horrors” a little too much.

I believe KNIGHTED VORPAL SWORD just wants MNEMENTH to come
out and…play. Yeah, thats the ticket!

I believe SMACKFU considers the Three Stooges martial artists.

I believe MORRISON’S LAMENT is an Existentialist Street Poet
hanging out in the Upper-East Side.

I believe MOUTHBREATHER is almost a big a slob as I am, but not quite.

[ladybug]

*Originally posted by Balance *
I believe that Wolverine has been lying to us all along, and really is a tough, clawed, stogey-sucking mutant.

I believe I was going to say that. I have this mental image of Wolverine wearing blue and yellow spandex and trying to type with adamantium claws.

I believe that I should go back to studying now.

[iampunha]

*Originally posted by hardygrrl *
Have you been a good boy or a bad boy?

OOH!

Both:D

Oh . . . I believe Arden Ranger has never ridden a horse.

I believe UncleBeer is one of few posters who could outdrink Coldfire.

[CrankyAsAnOldMan]

I’ve been meaning to add that I always imagine Rasa as a very exotic-looking desert-dweller, posting in a belly dance outfit. With a very sheer veil over her face, and a really dazzling jewel hanging from a chainacross her forehead.

[tiny_ham]

*Originally posted by Balance *

I believe that Wolverine has been lying to us all along, and really is a tough, clawed, stogey-sucking mutant.

I believe that if this were the case, I’d be interacting a lot more with Mr. W

jarbaby

[Rasa]

*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan *
I’ve been meaning to add that I always imagine Rasa as a very exotic-looking desert-dweller, posting in a belly dance outfit. With a very sheer veil over her face, and a really dazzling jewel hanging from a chain across her forehead.

Well, Cranky, you’re close. I currently dwell in the desert. Heehee, I sound like Fatima, the Dancing Girl!

Unfortunately, my mental image of you is of a cranky old man with no teeth… luckily, I know better!