And let me just add, that I had a dream about you last night! I had a dream that I was actually at a big, giant doper get together and some guy walked in and said,
“Where’s jarbaby? Tell her Lindy’s here.”
And I was all giggly.
jarbaby
Dang…between you, Javamaven, TM, and AR, my face is completely red by now (in a good way, of course). You gals is the bestest!
OK, let’s see here…
I believe jarbabyj puts on big stompin’ Doc Martens and goes out slam-dancing every weekend.
I believe Javamaven1 has the power to instantly turn any man to Jell-O through a devastating combination of transcendent gourmet cooking and mind-boggling flattery (those waterfalls are hard, though…can I interest you in a Whirlpool?).
Geez. I gotta get back to work. Y’all sure are making it hard to concentrate today (and every day, but that’s another matter entirely).
I think:
wring has fallen for my disinformation campaign. (and she should stop trying to make me blush)
scylla should really only be experienced in person. Preferably with a freshly tapped keg.
DavidB hasn’t been around as much as he should.
Collounsbury is a marquis with some very strange rules.
Democritus once plucked his eyes out in a garden so that beuty would not distract him from his quest for beer.
Ukelele Ike looks just like Tiny Tim but with better teeth and better hair and better hygiene.
eve is the classiest broad I’ve ever not met.
kabbes would beat me at scrabble, but I could take him at cribbage
LNO should teach anger management seminars
Gaudere once saved the world from an alien invasion, but she doesn’t like to brag.
spiritus mundi will never get to play with the other dopers.
I believe this moniker is not nearly descriptive enough.
I do not believe in insincerity.
However…
Can I quote you on that? 
:o I believe my head is spinning…
Feel free Tygr 
Now that’ll be four Dopers who have sigs from hardygrrl…
You’re next,youknowwho
I think mistress kimtsu has done something very very bad.
I believe Ukulele Ike is one of these guys.
I believe Jester is really Haley Joel Osment.
[quote]
Originally posted by Arden Ranger**
I believe Tygr is about the sexiest man on the planet now**
[quote]
Arden! Have you JUST become aware of this?
[quote]
- Originally posted by Trose ***
I believe Jester is really Haley Joel Osment.**
[quote]
Jester IS a lot younger than I thought, but damn…
[quote]
- Originally posted by Tygr* **
I believe that Searching for Truth makes hordes of female fans irrelevant. **
[quote]
blushing furiously It’s nice to be appreciated.
Ack! Why is it DOING that!?
you forgot to close the quotes. you need to do {/quote} only replacing the { } with
I believe that Superdude drives a champagne gold Dodge Omni hatchback with a wannabe spoiler on the bottom edge of the rear window. He also has a pet beachball named Jimmy.
I believe that m’dear Katie - sk8rix tx - was the subject of a medical experiement that involved combining his DNA with that of a small lizard - resulting in the half-gecko, half-doppelganger Gekiganger - indistinguishable from the pre-experiment Katie, except that he now has an extra-long, sticky tongue.
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Searching For Truth *
**
Heh. Well, see. I give that title out in stages. 
Watch it, Bub. You want I should tell Astrogirl about you and Fran’s virtual cuddling?
(Then again, Astrogirl seems pretty cool to me. I don’t think she’d freak out.)
I believe that Mercutio wears a codpiece, even on Sundays.
I believe that Fenris is the reincarnation of Groucho Marx.
I believe that Ginger of the North wears plaid all the time, and is always ready to hand out hot chocolate laced with peppermint schnapps.
I believe that tomndebb lives in a cave on a mountaintop, seeking inner peace, with a psychic link to a damn good research librarian.
I believe that Biggirl will drop by and kick my ass, should said ass need kicking.
I believe I make far too many generalizations.
I believe you all should check out my interactive story site. http://pub45.ezboard.com/binteractivestories18786
<ducking>
Ha! I defy thee, MrO! I got the dirt on Astrogirl! (details in private later, if you’re interested!) For now, suffice it to say that it involves some nakedity (no overt sexual activities, however…) on a beach in Guam during a recent vacation that I was NOT on! I’m covered for a few indiscretions, as long as they don’t go too far, of course…
Hey! Around here, we call it tartan, seawitch!
That’s assuming we could find a fine dining establishment that would let me in.
I believe FairyChatMom is a demure little lady who has secret fantasies about being a pirate, and would fix everybody a nice sandwich before making them walk the plank.
I belive Screech Owl sneaks about the countryside on weekends, capturing wild Muscovy ducks and taking them to a secret research facility she has set up in a huge nondescript warehouse.
I believe Zenster is really the crown prince of Denmark who is required to secretly live amongst the common people for ten years before he can rightfully assume the throne.
I believe Ukelele Ike really does wear a straw boater and red-and-white striped jacket, all the better to seem innoculous as he secretly disposes of bodies from a rowboat in Central Park.
I believe Euty is a tall thin holy man with straight black hair and a goatee, who is able to levitate at will.
I believe my meds are wearing off.
I believe that the three of us should try this as an [sub]cough[/sub] experiment
Wow, thanks Tygr, I believe that’s the nicest thing anyone’s said to me this week
I beleive that Zenster should have participated in the last Iron Chef thread. I missed him.
I believe Gaudere looks fantastic in a string bikini.
I believe He Who’s Name Shall Not Be Spoken posts under another identity.
I believe Manhattan received payment from HWNSNBS
I believe that several of our most flirtatious female posters are really men.
I believe Davidb is so skeptical because he’s in denial of his paranormal abililties, and is unable to accept the responsibility to use them for the good of mankind.