I believe that chique is a good dancer.
Gee, I think the only other time my username was in the opening line of a thread, it was in the Pit.
(FTR, There is, indeed, a Deb, but she doesn’t really like message boards and has never posted to any MB where tomndebb has appeared.)
And since everyone must believe in something,
I believe I’ll have a beer.
Who’s in what now?
Quick, to the Internet! I must find out who these pale-clad warriors are.
Oh, and I believe that every female Doper is positively charming and wonderful, and that I have absolutely no shame for saying so. 
I firmly believe you’ll have better luck looking up Nights in White Satin by the Moody Blues. 
I believe that Mercutio is a thirty-something slacker upon whom Wayne of “Wayne’s World” is based.
I believe Francesca has a closet full of Laura Ashley dresses and giggles a lot.
I believe that Barbarian has a “The Rock”-style hairdo.
I believe that Astroboy has a secret Calvin and Hobbes fetish.
I believe that Fenris is actually Harvey Weinstein’s twin brother.
I believe that Esprix is overcompensating for his latent heterosexuality, and will come to a shocked and tearful self-realization in about three years’ time. I also believe he rocks.
I believe that LaurAnge is a big fan of The Smiths, but is afraid to say so because none of her friends have heard of them. She also drinks Guinness and likes cheese on toast.
I believe that tatertot can wiggle her ears in a delightfully alluring fashion.
I believe Upham is actually an Underground station in East London.
I believe that FairyChatMom stalks the streets at night, fighting crime and righting wrongs, armed only with a pair of needle-nosed pliers and a cast-iron frying pan.
I believe that Anthracite has a tattoo of Camille Paglia’s face on the sole of her left foot.
I believe I haven’t the slightest idea what the hell I’m talking about.
:eek: Fairy wings? Laura Ashley dresses and giggles? I hope you’re kidding jr8 my man. You can see from the link my sig, I’m a saucy tomboy 
On my part…
I believe that WickedBlue really is as wicked as her name suggests.
I believe that CrankyAsAnOldMan always posts while wearing tracksuit bottoms and a t-shirt while Cranky Junior sings and bangs things loudly in the background surrounded by a vast array of incredibly complicated research papers.
I believe that Astroboy would give fantastic cuddles.
I believe that Woodstockbirdybird has a shelf in her house with folders of the best pit rants, all with ticks and crosses and grades which she consults on a regular basis, comparing and contrasting notes in a ruthless and incredibly witty manner.
I believe jr8 wears fantastically well-cut suits during the day and his Batman cape at night.
I believe I can fly.
Fran
Hot diggedy dang, I meant that Duck Duck Goose keeps the folders on her shelf, not Woodstockbirdybird at all.
I believe that both Woodstockbirdybird and Duck Duck Goose are very lovely people who will forgive my error.
Fran
I believe that makes two of us, Dude. Indeed, I believe I’m so good at being invisible, I can go unnoticed on message boards.
I believe Annie X-mas is a tall red head with firey eyes!
I believe Superdude wears gold chains and bell-bottom pants!
We’ll be okay as long as you don’t ask about my Nehru condoms…
Hey! That’s just not true!
Well I guess it is. Isn’t that what one is supposed to do with Goddesses?
[sub]mutters about damn self-fulfilling prophecies[/sub]
I believe that if Arden Ranger, hardygrrl, and Mauvaise ever did get together that their combined sexiness would generate a vortex to which all men on the planet would be inexplicably drawn.
I believe I would give my right arm to be near enough to listen in when Arden and Persephone actually do get together for lunch.
I believe TruePisces is sorely missed.
I believe that Eve personifies class so well that she is the only Manhattan ivory-tower publishing company denizen I’d go out of my way for the chance to meet.
I believe that Sengkelat has a hidden camera somewhere in my house.
I believe that Searching for Truth makes hordes of female fans irrelevant.
You’re not fooling anyone with those doctored photos, you know. We all know you’re really a frail flower of femininity…
It’s a Superman cape, but otherwise spot on.
I believe that Annie Xmas, Superdude and Obsidian Flutterby are all the same person.
Dang! It was intended as a compliment, spree. You’d be the one to charm the pants/panties (depending on orientation) off my little tykes.
Guess I’ve gotten so good at insults, my compliment skills have atrophied.
Sua
I believe Tygr is about the sexiest man on the planet now.
:eek: No I don’t, jr8! I swear it! It’s Astrogirl, really!!! (let’s conveniently ignore the fact that my Calvin and Hobbes tie is among the more popular with my students… second only to the tie depicting Homer standing in his red underwear while shaving…)
Well, Fran, you’ll never know unless you take a little trip to Korea (hint, hint);)…
Furthermore, I believe:
Fran needs to be cuddled!
jr8 dances like a fiend, and looks damn good doing so!
tatertot is small, but quite delicious! Especially with lots of katsup!
Fenris comes in a safe, Nerf form if you order it special…
MrO isn’t all he’s cracked up to be, in the O dept. [sup]if you know what I mean![/sup]
jarbabyj is a fetus living in a jar in someone’s basement, and is mysteriously posting from there!
Sublight is actually moving VERY slowly (in relativistic terms, anyhow).
Podkayne is a closet Heinlein fan.
BunnyGirl is aptly named… you just know she ****s like a Bunny!
FairyChatMom regularly pops into chat rooms to help the naive and helpless defend themselves from trolls.
Javamaven is wasting her talents making coffee.
Morrison’s Lament has an Asian-girl fetish at least as bad as mine!
Euty laughs himself to sleep every night, knowing that no one can pronounce his name…
Coldfire is blissfully unaware of what we’re doing while he’s away!
I believe that while posting Astroboy is wearing bright blue tights, a stained undershirt, and a beach towel held around his neck by a clothes pin.
I believe that Bumbazine would never argue about picking up the check in a fine dining establishment.
I’m certain that screech-owl not only does not screech, but that she has a soothing, melodious voice.
And I believe that if some of the young 'uns who post here were my kids, they’d not be posting… they’d be outside getting fresh air and sunshine and not spending their days staring at that screen…
ummmm, I believe I was just channeling my mother…
As apparently have my groveling skills. Please add the phrase “after they are of age, of course”, to the last sentence of the first paragraph.
Sua
That’s why we are the Triplet Vixens
I believe ** thinksnow ** secretly rents chick flicks. No, not chick-on-chick,but stuff like Hope Floats.
I believe ** iampunha ** shoould be a male model.
I believe ** Tequila Mockingbird ** would be a lot of fun to go drinking with.
I believe ** Crunchy Frog ** is a big old softy deep down.
I believe ** Nicklz ** is still in love with that girl.
I believe ** Tygr ** is going to compliment all the Doper females to gather more sig lines. Here’s on for you…
** Tygr ** is not only wise but he’s a sex god to boot-hardygrrl
No problem. People are always confusing me with a witty poster. Not usually with a woman, though.