Things I firmly believe about posters I never met

[LindyHopper]

*Originally posted by jarbabyj *
**I’m back from a trip to Vegas and I firmly believe that LindyHopper is actually the man of my dreams, dressed all in black with a nice square jaw, green eyes and a blood red mohawk.

Am I right?

:: kicking dirt ::

jarbaby **

:eek:

:swoon:

Well, not so much about the eyes or the hair, and my jaw isn’t particularly visible underneath the facial hair, but otherwise…sure!!

I repeat: :eek:

You just made my week, darlin’.

[LindyHopper]

*Originally posted by Arden Ranger *
**I believe LindyHopper has a Zoot suit and a wide brimmed hat with a leopard skin band that he wears out of Friday nights. **

Pretty much dead on, except it’s more of a gangster-style suit, and I’ve been unsuccessful in locating a leopard-skin hatband (I am in Montana, after all).

[Bad_News_Baboon]

http://www.pimphats.com

I think they have just what you’re looking for here!

[Persephone]

trose: Plants? BWAAAAAAHAHA!!!

Sorry. I have a black thumb. I killed a cactus once. Haven’t owned a plant since. And as for the long flowing gowns…wrong on that one, too. I’m also short, and a major klutz. Gowns and I don’t get on well.

Arden: The Chosen What?!?!? :eek:

I believe that TubaDiva looks kinda like…well, a member of a marching band. But this is a good thing, I swear! Because she’s got great rhythm, and people feel compelled to break out into song and dance wherever she goes.

I believe that Lynn Bodoni is tall. Really tall, and svelte. Like a Goddess. I believe she has a bolt of lightning in one hand, and a box of chocolates in the other. And she will smite you if you mess with either one.

[Arden_Ranger]

Oh, yeah!

Thanks for that link Bad News Baboon! I SO want a Big Daddy hat.

Persephone, I’ll tell ya over lunch.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

*Originally posted by wishbone *
**I believe that in 1972, Bad News Baboon lead a crack commando unit
**

I believe that Bad News Baboon should Just Say “No”!

Give up the Crack, Bad News Baboon! Maybe the other commandos can help you kick the habit!

[hardygrrl]

Sengkalet…
After all the redhead threads I’ve posted to, you think I’m blond?
Dark red,clean and baby soft hair,thank you very much

[Esprix]

Originally posted by SuaSponte

I believe that esprix, were he straight, would be the archetype of the guy I’d warn my (hypothetical) daughters about. As he is gay, he is the archetype of the guy I’d warn my (hypothetical) sons about.

Why?

Esprix

[Totoro]

I believe Upham is a fourteen year old girl I know with the same last name.

I believe Nocturne (aside from beind totally damn cool) is someday going to make her way north, so as I can express my deep love for her.

[Eutychus]

*Originally posted by Arden Ranger *
I firmly believe that I should not try posting with coding before I have ingested caffine in vast amounts.

I firmy believe that I will go to my grave fixing coding errors.

[Arden_Ranger]

I believe I’m in love with Euty

[evilbeth]

*Originally posted by Arden Ranger *
**I believe I’m in love with Euty **

I believe that’s a very common feeling around these parts!

[Cartooniverse]

*Originally posted by Sengkelat *
I believe Cartooniverse has a head shaped like a globe, with latitude and longitude lines and everything.

Damn, Ukelele, you ratted me out.

Cartooniverse

[JavaMaven1]

I believe that Fenris and I would make great drinking buddies, and end up talking about food for hours on end.

I believe that Monster104 is really Matt Damon’s stunt double. Wait. I’ve met Monster104. Feh. That doesn’t count.

I believe that Chef Troy has this hot-sex-vibe thing going on that makes the ladies swoon when they’re in the same room as him.

I believe that Rasa can stand on her head.

I believe that Hamadryad could finish the entire New York Times Sunday Crossword without cheating.

I believe that LindyHopper can execute perfect Babydoll Drops, Jersey Jumps, Waterfalls, and Hell Dips without injuring his partner… and looks dapper and dashing through it all.

I believe that Biggirl is someone I’d like to meet, too.

I believe that SeaDiver isn’t the kind of gal you’d want to piss off.

[iampunha]

*Originally posted by MrVisible *
I believe that iampunha has absolutely no idea how handsome he is. That one baffles me.

I believe Ad Noctum is actually a 46-year-old venture capitalist who just likes saying things like “doody” and “booger”.

1. Low self-esteem, thy name is iampunha. After many years of hearing less-than-charitable remarks about nearly every facet of my existence, I believed those who said them. It’s getting better. I even have occasional moments of “I look not altogether too bad”.

2. Ad_Noctum is Dave Barry?

[iampunha]

*Originally posted by Totoro *
I believe Nocturne (aside from beind totally damn cool) is someday going to make her way north, so as I can express my deep love for her.

Ah yes, but how FAR north?

I believe that . . . damnit, I can’t think of anything.

[Chef_Troy]

*Originally posted by Kricket *
**I believe Chef Troy must not love me anymore since he doesn’t message me as often.

**

I believe Kricket is mistaken. K-baby, you burn in my heart as much as ever… but I’ve been so busy, you simply can’t imagine. Plus you’re the only one of my friends that is on MSN Messenger these days and I keep forgetting to turn it on.

Okay, my turn. I believe that Eve, SaxFace, and Ukelele Ike are just waiting for tragedy to strike my entire family so they can take advantage of my weakened, grief-stricken state to get me to move to New York, whereupon they will draw me into participating in their twisted Dark Mass of Editorial Hell.

Guys, can’t I please telecommute?

[Chef_Troy]

Originally posted by JavaMaven1 *
**
I believe that Chef Troy has this hot-sex-vibe thing going on that makes the ladies swoon when they’re in the same room as him.*

You got that right, baby. Awwww-yeah. Grace and Zyada can confirm it; Palmyra is still in denial about needing a big galoot that’ll make HER look good instead of always chasing young prettyboys.

And I do it the same way you enslave men: by being a damn good cook.

[MrVisible]

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by iampunha *
**

*Originally posted by MrVisible *
I believe that iampunha has absolutely no idea how handsome he is. That one baffles me.

1. Low self-esteem, thy name is iampunha. After many years of hearing less-than-charitable remarks about nearly every facet of my existence, I believed those who said them. It’s getting better. I even have occasional moments of “I look not altogether too bad”.
   **

Warning … Warning … Warning
Unabashed and somewhat icky inappropriate hijack-style flirting ahead. You have been warned.

So, iampunha, it seems to me that it might help to be worshipped like a god for at least an equal amount of time.

Let me know if you need any volunteers.

MrVisible
(Anybody know a good shrine design?)

[GraceTX]

*Originally posted by Chef Troy *
Grace and Zyada can confirm it; **

That’s right. It’s all I can do to stay vertical when he’s around. Must be those really intense looks he gives you sometimes…you know?