I firmly believe that I should not try posting with coding before I have ingested caffine in vast amounts. :rolleyes:
What I believe (well, more accurately, want to believe) about Magdalene, wring, and jarbabyj cannot be written on a family message board.
I believe cartooniverse is correct about both Geobabe and myself. 
I believe that esprix, were he straight, would be the archetype of the guy I’d warn my (hypothetical) daughters about. As he is gay, he is the archetype of the guy I’d warn my (hypothetical) sons about.
I believe that dcnewsman is a secret crime fighter, a la Clark Kent.
I know that Coldfire has a multi-thousand mile long penis.
Sua
Jinkies! I wish people would stop saying that, even in jest. There’s a really rotten rumor going around about me that says I’m a child molestor, with zero evidence. I know you must mean nothing by it, but still… 
Well, I live in Tucson, Arizona for a reason. Don’t get much rain around these parts. Especially not on Wednesdays.
MrVisible
Look for him in all the best locker rooms.
I believe I owe Bad News an appology.
I believe Dan needs a hug. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Dan}}}}}}}}}}}}
I believe Upham needs to get ahold of me soon before I send out a Canadian search party.
I believe nothing will ever compare to the Guy Stuff thread.
I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch the sky
I believe that will sufficiantly stick in everyones head to pay them back for that Whitney Houston and the sunscreen song that has been stuck in my head now!
:: warbles ::
I believe for every drop of rain that falls
A flower grows!
I believe…um…
:: thinks desperately for the lyrics. Rallies ::
I believe for ever snotty sneeze you make
You blow your nose!
I believe for everyone who goes astray, someone will come to show the way.
I believe, I believe.
I believe above the storm the smallest pray’r will still be heard.
:: thinks frantically ::
I believe that buffalo roam where there’s no discouraging word!
Every time I hear a newborn baby cry, or listen to Hendrix touch the sky,
Then I know why I believe!
errr…no. Let’s try another song.
Well I can just sit around makin’ music all day long,
Long as I’m makin’ music, I can’t do nobody no wrong!
And who knows maybe someday I’ll come up with a song,
That makes people want to stop their fussin’ an’ fightin’
Long enough to sing along!
Ah believe in music, Ah believe in luuuuv . . .
Ah believe in music, Ah believe in love!
Music is love, love is music, if you know what I mean,
People who believe in music are the happiest people I’ve ever seen!
So clap your hands an’ stomp your feet, shake your tambourine,
( Lift your voices to the sky ) God loves you when you sing! .
<gag retch barf>
Bad-song Fenris
I now firmly believe that Fenris needs a spanking.
I firmly believe that Francesca sprouts lacelike wings and flits about the wolds in the merriest part of olde englande on her weekends off.
I believe Diane runs a ranch of at least 10,000 head of longhorn cattle. She doesn’t take any crap off cowboys, smokes two packs a day, and can shoe a horse one-handed. Bachelor ranchers from miles around have wanted to woo her for her spirit and her land holdings, but she’ll have none of it. Last time she got bored with the whole business, she drove a truck all over the country for 6 months, but then she came back to the land. She could have been Miss Rodeo Queen in 1974, but she thought barrel racing was for pansies and refused to wear a pink satin shirt with that much fringe.
I think **Fenris ** and I were switched at birth
I think magdalene and I are actually sisters, and would gladly trade her for mine.
I think UncleBeer wears teletubby boxers ( 
)
I think Kinsey and I were once married to the same guy
I think there’s a long list of posters I’d love to meet someday.
and finally:
I thinksnow.
You’re right about the neckties, although Dr. LindyHopper frowns on the cheesecake motif.
Let’s see…
I believe Arden Ranger swings a mean double-bladed axe.
I believe TruePisces is secretly contemplating a move to Montana (hey, I can dream, can’t I? :D).
I believe Fenris is really the love child of Dave Barry and Molly Ivins.
I believe Tequila Mockingbird can swear fluently in sixteen languages.
I’m sure there are more, but my creativity’s in short supply right now.
Actually, it’s a hand and a half bastard sword, but hey, you were close.
I believe LindyHopper has a Zoot suit and a wide brimmed hat with a leopard skin band that he wears out of Friday nights.
I’m back from a trip to Vegas and I firmly believe that LindyHopper is actually the man of my dreams, dressed all in black with a nice square jaw, green eyes and a blood red mohawk.
Am I right?
:: kicking dirt ::
jarbaby
I believe jarbabyj is a tall, red skinned alien with big floppy ears. I no longe misread her name as JarJarB, but the image stuck.
I believe hardygrrl has dirty blonde hair streaked with motorcycle grease.
I believe Cartooniverse has a head shaped like a globe, with latitude and longitude lines and everything.
I believe Tygr is a forty year old guy with a bulletproof ken-doll haircut.
I believe CrunchyFrog looks just like Rowan Atkinson.
I believe Sengkelat is going to get his ass kicked for having such unfavorable mental images of people.
not so much kicked…as set on fire.
And after I praised your dinosaur lunchbags and everything.
gawd.
jarbaby
and I believe that:
CrankyAsAnOldMan is a fine person even if she has the misfortune to be affiliated with UoM;
**Juniper 200 ** is a very uniquely funny person
Xploder’s a great host/cook
BigGirl is better to have on the same side of an arguement than on the other;
Sua is a as talented a lawyer as he is at flirting;
Spiritus Mundi is one of the most balanced personas around here
Persephone knows now that toys are really meant for adults;
that Strainger needs to come to Michigan more often;
that BunnyGirl & RalphCoder are great meal companions; and finally
Milo pretended to miss the Dopefest 'cause of some imagined car problem, but was really afraid to take me on in person ( :: D & R:: )
I believe I’m not gonna get mentioned in this thread.
I believe Magdalene would fall madly in love with me if we were ever to meet.
I believe I am a 79 year-old Chinese woman with a speech impediment and a deed entitling me to half the land in Canada, but that’s only 'cause I haven’t taken my medication yet this morning.
I believe Cumber sits in his room on the comp thinking up comments to flatter me all the time.
I believe I will not get mentioned either. (Unless of course Cumber comes in and he seems to turn up in all the threads I post in)
I believe that, really, there is no human being known as ‘Upham’, and instead an experiment has been set up wherein a thousand monkeys in a cage have been given a thousand typewriters, and whenever one of them happens to come up with something halfway coherent it is posted on this message board to see what happens.
I fully expect to see the entire works of Shakespeare in a few months.
Furthermore, I believe I require yet more beer. And some groping.
Biggirl said:
“I beleive that tomndeb are actually two people. This is the only way he can be so versed in such a wide range of interest. It’s also the only way he can remain so level headed. When tom gets fustrated with a particularly hardheaded poster, deb takes over the computer and when deb types in the words “you putz!” tom runs over and gently pries her fingers away from the keyboard.”
“I believe Collounsbury has a big, huge 'fro. The kind that bounces when you walk. He also does shock standup (that working overseas thing is just a cover-up). The kind of comedy that Andy Kaufman used to do. I imagine 2/3rds of the audience gets up and walks out during the middle of his routine. The rest of them stay and laugh their asses off, but feel guilty about it. In the morning he blames the bad reception on vodka.”
“I believe that celestina is really, really tiny.”
[giggle] I believe I’d like to meet Biggirl 'cause she sounds like a really cool person to hang with, because I think she has a BIG HEART, and because as amused as I am at the allusion of me being really tiny, I want to disabuse her of the notion that I bear any resemblance to Tinkerbell the fairy.
I also believe that tomndebb is two people I’ve been wanting to hug for quite some time now. {{{{{tomndebb}}}}}
That’s for being such a patient sweetie when dealing with rather obtuse folks I’d rather not name at this juncture.
And [LOL!] I absolutely concur on your reading of Coll’s character, Biggirl. I think he’ll get a kick out of it too if he can get away from the vodka long enough to read it. Salut, Sugarlump! Ecrirai bientot.
Oh, and I also think that UncleBeer wears teletubby undies as well as undies with BIG WINGED HEARTS on them.
Gosh, I could go on forever listing the attributes I imagine folks have, but I need to get some work done.
Au revoir.