Ha! I found my explanation!
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I started out with only one husband- Mr. Lissar, to whom I am legally married. (Or would be if stupid minister, Best Friend, and Best Man had thought to check the name on the wedding certificate :rolleyes: but that’s another story). But during the wedding celebrations Mr. Lissar’s Second-Best Man kept hugging both of us, and saying, “oh, I’m so glad the three of us will be together forever now! What a good idea for us all the get married!”, and stuff like that. So, because he’s very very very smart (although deluded), he became Intellectual Husband.
Driving Husband, the friend who introduced us, started referring to me as The Wife shortly after Mr. Lissar and I got married. He figured he must be my husband, because he got stuck with driving me around. And he comes over and takes naps and eats our food and drinks our booze. Basically a husband.
Then I proposed to Dishwashing Husband because he came over aand spontaneously did all the dishes!
After that the guys (being Mr. Lissar, Dishwashing Husband, and Driving Husband) decided I should marry the only Saturday-night-video-game-and-pizza-group guy I wasn’t married to. Unfortunately he’s not useful. So I acquired Lazy Husband.
Exgineer thought that I should have a Lazy American Husband to go with Lazy Canadian Husband, so he proposed, and he met my stringent requirements
although he hasn’t sent me any chocolate yet.
Attacks Things Randomly Husband started out as Friend From Work. I met him last spring, and he got voted into position after he started spending four evenings a week hanging out with us. And Attacks Husband sounds so much better than Friend From Work, don’t you think? Besides, he doesn’t work with me anymore.
It is a joke, but it’s a complicated one. Husband is more or less my title for my close guy friends. Mr. Lissar is so trusting.
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I also have Quasi-Daughter and Other Quasi-Daughter. QD is practically a professional tidier, and OQD is the one who got married at Christmas, and has an unbelievable ability to create mess.
Right. scout wanted to be Only Husband Who’s A Girl, but I don’t know if she counts because she’s left the boards.