No. You’re underage. The law says you can’t turn water into wine until you’re 21!
If you don’t study, you’ll be nailed on your boards!
Oh, look who thinks he’s God’s gift to the world!
Are you sure it’s okay to eat pork?
You never write when you’re away. I hear your friend Paul writes lots of letters. You could learn a thing or two from him.
Your 33. You live at home. …You only hang out with guys…by any chance, do you like show tunes?
Jesus Christ! Super Star! Who In the Hell Do You Think You Are?
Yes, yes that speach you gave on the hill was quiet nice, this thing about the greek inheriting the earth, well, that’s a bit off-putting for the rest of us, eh?
And why exactly do you only give your blessing to the cheesemakers?
Dammit, I told you-NO BODY PIERCINGS!!!
Honey, don’t touch the lepers; you don’t know where they’ve been.
Shhh. Quiet. You’ll wake Lazarus.
‘The flesh is weak,’ my ass. Get in here and do your chores!
“So there you are up there, hanging for all the world to see…Didn’t I WARN you to put on clean underwear before going out?”
“…and that’s where all the other babies come from. Now, as for you…”
I don’t know if you’ve ever wondered why you don’t look much like Joseph…
I love this one!!! 
“It was a nice idea to give the world to the meek, but can you really seeing one them lot stepping forward to claim it?”
“You said what? BLOOD? What in hell inspired you to say that? that’s vampirism that is, we can’t have that! And your body? So now we have cannibalism as well as vampirism. What exatcly were you smoking?”
“And what exactly did that fig tree do that was so bad(this is an obscure reference but not as obscure as the passage itself)”
“Yeah I know you’ve been looking after the bloody flowers in teh fields, and the weeds as well.”
“Don’t make me send you to bed with no supper.”
Blasphemy blasph-for-you, blash-for-every-boy-and-girl!
Honey-your father’s having the Carpenter’s Union over for the Superbowl and we’re out of beer!
She dried your what with her what now? Nice girls just don’t do that, honey.
Stop that! You’ll go blind!
I prefer “Stop that! You’ll make yourself cry”
“Everytime I open the paper its Jesus did this Jesus did that its getting damned repetitive. And while I am on the subject: Just when did you change your name to Jesus? What Yeshua wasnt good enough for you? I named you after my great uncle and now you reject his name?! OY! What will the rest of the family say about this latest bit of going with the newfangled fads?”
Hmm I think theres some pent up aggression in me.
Lemme get this straight… 12 guys in a room alone, eating, drinking, partying… but you tell me there won’t be any strippers there! :rolleyes:
You realise that if this r-e-l-i-g-i-o-n thing takes off it’s gonna cause a whole lot of bother.
And be sure to wear your best sandles to that supper, you’re having your picture painted.
Hey! Jesus, can you see our house from up there?