Well I’m not taking a photo of my junk, I might look like I belong on hoarders or something, but here’s some pictures of Dicks.
Be a dick to service people (men or women). Women who care about power think you’re shooting fish in a barrel; women who don’t just think you’re a dick. You don’t have to humiliate the server request a different table or send back an undercooked steak.
I think women do not assume that men do that to be attractive to women; they assume it comes naturally,
I think the subliminal message is “He has this instead of a huge penis.”
Exactly.
Yes. That pretty much sums it up.
There are guys you go home with, and guys you bring home, and, yeah, you just described the guy who will probably make a better life partner. (Bald is optional.)
But you left out a very light use of scent. Very light.
I know that’s *exactly *why they bought that huge truck/obnoxious Harley/dumb-ass lift kit for their Kia (really?) and it’s stupid as hell. If you really were confident in your manhood (either physically or psychologically) you wouldn’t fall for that crap. That’s why whenever my husband and I drive by one of those monstrosities, we chant in unison “SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS!!!”
OKAY! 
Dick-rolled again!
As an aside, I think we’re setting a new record for the use of the word “dick” in a thread. 
ETA:
My husband and I do that too! We also make an accompanying hand gesture - holding up our bent-over pinkies.
Chicks dig it when we order their food for them, right?
I’ll have the double-cheeseburger and the lady’ll have a small ceasar salad; dressing on the side. It’s what I call “game”.
I may have to rethink my “no motorcycle” policy.
Here’s another thing. I like chilvary but only when it feels natural and relaxed. If you won’t ever let me open a door, even when my hand is nearing the knob and you have to run to actually grab it before I do, this is not attractive. In fact, you just might piss me off by inconveniencing me with this nonsense.
oooh, baby - order it for me. Yeah. fans self I’m feeling a little wilted over here.
Now I have this song stuck in my head: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EVa1LUF6vM. (link broken for NSFW lyrics!)
Yep being a bore is not being a gentleman.
I am new to this whole scene after 15 years of marriage and man some blokes have no idea, they come across as complete wankers. You see guys who are really aggressiveness to women, thinking that the alpha male is the way to go but getting it wrong. Alpha Male carries himself with quiet strength not chest puffing look at me crap.
But hey more douche bags out there makes me look good.
I was gonna guess “Pumped Up A**hole”
Same thing, so far as I can tell. 
What is up with this AXE shi, umm, stuff? Every 18 year old working at the Car Wash is bathing in it!
I had a friend who would do this. We used to go to lunch together and he always wanted to pick me up which was fine with me. When we’d arrived at our destination he’d say “don’t touch that door!” and then bolt around the car to open my door for me. OK, yes, that’s sweet and charming but, please, can I just get out of the car? This is Florida after all and an extra 10 seconds in the car is just making me sweat.
He was a sport about it if I didn’t wait for him but still, it was awkward. (probably more awkward because we were friends but I could tell he would have liked to be more than friends except that he was married and I had a boyfriend, those feelings weren’t mutual)
That works too.
Hell, I must be a love god.
Well, I can’t say WHY guys do it, but playing air-guitar, especially while making that face, and then looking over at us to confirm to them their air-playing prowess, is definitely not appealing. Luckily most guys seem to grow out of it.
I wear a Utilikilt just about all the time (except, not so good on a recumbent bicycle), it seems like a minority of women find it particularly appealing or intriguing. Other men put their trousers on one leg at a time.
Sure you may argue that my air guitar playing is not that great, or that I may have had more than just a few drinks ahead of time, or you may argue that the Olive Garden restaurant was not the proper time or place to be standing up on the table to do my solo.
But I do it for me, don’t do it for anyone else. I do it because it makes me happy.
Right on, bro.