The Situation (or The Occasional Table) as he was dubbed was on Celebrity Big Brother UK recently. However you dress him up he’ll always look like a potato.
Actually, Heidelberg scars were mostly intentional once they became terribly popular. Don’t know if that was for the male or female audience, though.
And, I’m still good.
I play air guitar and air drums for one person, and that is me. In fact I make it a point to avoid eye contact when I am lost in my music, lest I get pulled out of the flow.
I hate clearly practiced pickup lines. It is usually pretty easy to tell when you mean what you are saying with the pickup line or if it’s a line you use regularly.
Lots of hair gel.
Muscle shirts, especially stretched-out ones. Wear a sleeveless shirt is just fine in summer but don’t show me your nipples.
Quit trying to sell me on how great you are. If it’s true, I’ll figure it out.
Machismo stopped turning me on at age 19. You shouldn’t have to psych up for the role of being a man.
I think it’s “Daniel Craig.”
Hey we could start using that! Whoa, that’s a Craig if I ever saw one.
And… now we know why you are the LONE cashew
That’s a good point, and it goes in the opposite direction too. A woman who looks like she spends too much time on herself (really fake tan, really ripped muscles, obviously dyed hair) is the same way. A woman who has to work hard to look good to the point you can tell she is working extremely hard to look good isn’t the same as one who seems to do it naturally. Plus you have to question the motives and personality of someone who places so much importance and value on the initial factors of attraction like appearance. Appearance gets you in the door, but in itself it won’t keep anyone there for long in and of itself.
You do it in public?
I try to. I really don’t like a lot of people, and if I can do anything moderately non-social to keep them off my back I do so. Air guitar is just the start.
It’s very simple really. All guys would love getting random pictures of tits/ass/vag from girls they like, not all are smart enough to realize girls think differently.
Lol. Consider it the equivalent of a woman who can’t figure out why a guy doesn’t remember important anniversaries as much as she does.
Lets see, I have 2 sports cars. One is a red convertible. I’ve also got a fast motorcycle. I workout several hours a week, so I’m in pretty good shape. I have several button down shirts that are nice and a few pairs of nice jeans.
None of that is for women though. The exercise that I do is riding my bicycles, so I’ve got a cyclist’s body. Slender upper body and arms, chiseled legs. Since I can fit into nice clothes, I wear nice clothes when I go out. The second sports car is pretty much just a toy. I think my last girlfriend only rode in it once in the 6 months we were together. She did love it though, most people don’t get to ride in cars that fast too often. The other sports car is my daily driver. It’s fun and gets good mileage.
All of it is for me.
This, exactly.
So try adding bulging muscles and a combover, just to be sure.
Don’t forget to bathe in Axe.
No, no, that’s not right…here it is…use Axe INSTEAD OF bathing.
Wesley Clark,
Keep in mind that we each posted our personal dislikes. Not all of them match. I know what I like. But I don’t know what all the females on this board like. I do not speak for them.
No I prefer to see them in real life, photos are not required and personally if you send that then you come across as a booty call and that is not attractive to me.
Who do I speak to who speaks for all women then? Oprah isn’t responding to my emails anymore since I sent her that dick pic so I don’t know who is second on that list.
I thought of this thread today when a short, 50-ish dude with perfect hair and perfect teeth and his shirt open enough to show his gold chain told me I was a fine looking woman. I’d have taken the complement a bit more sincerely if he hadn’t been hoping I’d buy a 3k prefab shed from him 