Things Normal People Do That You Never Do

[Cat_Whisperer]

@sandra_nz

I don’t get it.

I assumed that Ambivalid’s obvious joke was that the thing that normal people do that he never does is walk.

Back to the topic, I don’t drink tea, coffee or hot drinks of any kind. I don’t like the taste of tea or coffee and I don’t want to drink the calories in hot chocolate. It’s quite embarassing when you’re at a dinner party and the host is counting up teas and coffee and you have to go through the spiel…

“Tea or coffee?”
“Neither for me, thanks.”
“Something else then?”
“No, I’m fine thanks.”
“Hot chocolate?”
“No, I’m fine thanks.”
“Nothing at all then?”
“That’s right.”
“Don’t you want anything?”
“No, I’m fine thanks.”
“Really? Are you sure?”
“I’m sure.”
“Do you not like tea? Coffee perhaps?”
“I don’t like tea or coffee, I’m fine thanks.”
“You don’t like tea OR coffee? I’ve never heard of that!”
“Well, now you have.”
“A hot chocolate then? I’m sure I could find something in the cupboard.”
“No, really, I’m fine thanks. Nothing for me.”
“Don’t you drink any hot drinks?”
“No, I don’t.”
“You’re weird.”
“Thank you.”

When I said no onions, I meant no onions!

[sandra_nz]

@Cat_Whisperer

I assumed that Ambivalid’s obvious joke was that the thing that normal people do that he never does is walk.

“Now I get it!”
/Fry

[kferr]

I don’t give gifts and don’t enjoy receiving them. Same with cards.