things NOT to do while drunk

while, as some of you may remember, i began university this week
and THAT means FROSH WEEK
i’ve spent the entire week in a drunken stupor, and have discovered something

DON"T fall asleep in public places where i go
i’ve seen three guys get tea-bagged so far

DON"T agree to tackle someone, then fail to
an upper year now wants me to lick the sun-dial which ppl regularily piss on

DON"T do keg stands when you’re nose is stuffed up
that one is self-explanatory, i think

but, other than that, it’s been an AMAZING week

much drunken debauchery

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