Things That Are Technically True But You Shouldn't Say Out Loud

The Counting Pine thinks so…

The other notable feature of this remarkable plant is that it produces, at eye-height, numbers detailing its precise age. Its chain of reasoning is as follows; being dimly aware that humans can tell a tree’s age by counting its rings, it has reasoned this must be why humans cut trees down .

Unfortunately, within a year they were driven almost to extinction by the house number-plate industry.

Terry Pratchett Reaper Man

  • “what chart?”
  • “This one, on the wall”
  • “What wall?”

“This wall right here!” [Stomping across room toward wall]
“Where did you go? How rude.”

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