Just a random thought. Did you ever watch an old movie or tv show in which someone strikes oil? Ever notice how the oil shoots out of the top of the drill/tower (I’m not sure what it’s called)? And then everyone just starts celebrating while the oil rains down on them. I’m thinking, before I celebrate, I’d tell everyone to “Turn it off! Turn it off! You’re wasting all the oil!” Then again, maybe it’s just me.
hmmmmmm…
Good point. But how do you “turn off” oil?
You put a cap on the hole.
Hmm… I wonder what the third word is that ends in -gry.
It’s echogry - the sound a duck’s quack doesn’t make as it gets disintengrated by a death ray of 1920s vintage.
It will make that noise with a death ray of 1930s vintage, though.
Hmmmm…
If she weighs as much as a duck, then she’s made of wood! And therefore…
BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!
Nooooooo…
A WITCH!!!
Hmmmmm…
You ever been turned into a newt?
Naughty, bad, evil Zoot!
When a whole bunch of threads get locked for no better reason than “because I said so, that’s why!”
hmmmmmm!
And when you discover the oil, you say “Whoop, there it is!”
Man! This thread is too legit to quit!
Ah, good times,
things that make you go hmmmmm
-someone asking you a yes or no question when you have a mouth full of spaghetti.
-someone waking you up in the middle of the night, talking to you with all the lights still off.
People, people! Think about it? The reason that everyone is so happy is that oil is worth something. How many barrels are being wasted while you’re celebrating? It’s like finding gold and then…
…Oh, forget it! Let’s party.
Like it’s 1999?