Did you see the film of this? The guy shoots some lame water device at Shorty at the London premiere, then when Cruise gets mad at him, just stands there with a big stupid lame grin, not giving anything back!!!
Jumping Jesus man, if you have the stones to do that to a guy, at least have a snappy comeback when he erupts at you!!!
I’ll start the ball rolling with the lamest, but first answer off the top of my head:
Cruise: “…you’re a jerk!”
Lame guy: “Hey pal -two words: Mission Impossible”