Well, what do YOU think went through his mind right before his capture?
“The service here SUCKS!”
He-ey, you’re not from Pizza Hut!
“I may be on the run in my own country, be hiding in a pit and have a 8 figure bounty on my head, but at least I got my hair dye!”
“What to wear to my trial, what to wear…hmmm. Perhaps the grey blazer, with the black trousers.”
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home, there’s no place…wait a minute. I AM home!”
“This happens everytime. I get in the damn shower and either the phone rings or someone knocks on the door.”
What took you so long???
“What? They actually found me in my own goddamn home town? Who’d have guessed that?”
Damn!!! I’m looking more and more like Charley Manson every day!!!
:: LOOK OUT, HELTER SKELTER ::
“Of all the holes in the ground, I had to choose this one for my nap…”
“Bout time they caught me. I need a shower and a shave”
“If I come along quietly, will you let me keep my pet spider?”
“Just let me finish reading the latest posts about me on SDMB”
“I hope they get George Clooney to play me in the movie”
OK, you won. Now you boys run and hide and I will try to find you.
I’m gonna get flamed for this, but doesn’t anyone think it’s a pity he didn’t have a couple of 5.56 rounds going through his mind at the time?
(FTR - I don’t. But I do enjoy Black Humor)
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for…
I knew just a beard wasn’t enough to disguise me. I shoulda bought the whole Santa suit when I had the chance.
Minister of (Dis)Information: “Captured? Pah! They LIE. WE have captured the evil American infidel president. Our great leader Saddam is enjoying his usual blueberry pancake breakfast at this very moment, unconcerned about the laughable threat from the stupid Americans. He is not in hiding. THEY are the ones hiding. That person they show that they have captured is not Saddam, it is Bush dressed up in a monkey suit. They are trying to TRICK us. We have them surrounded!”
I’m glad I could help with Bush’s re-election. It’s funny how they’ve known where my hole was for the last month or so, and they caught me on a slow news day in the holiday season as the democratic nominees are busy squabbling and infighting. Hey, tell Rummy and Rove I’ll see them again in DC.
</pure speculation by a disillusioned pawn of the Republican Overlords>
“When I heard you guys knock, I thought it was that Ed McMahon guy”
“Note To Self: When fleeing a hostile situation in the country you used to run, leave the country”
“I hope the curatins in the cell match the bars of the door”
“As long as I don’t have to wear one of those jumpsuits. Orange never was my color.”
“I knew I shouldn’t have taken that advice on where to hide from the guy flashing a large wad of American cash.”
“Did I remember to turn the stove off?”
“Oh, shit.”
“Oh, thank God! I thought you were those door-to-door Mormon kids again!”
If I were a rich man … la la la la …
“Does this mean I lost?”
“Damn! I was certain this was the Mother of All Hidey-Holes.”