http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/05/woman-buttocks-damage-painting-clyfford-still
What else can one do with buttocks?
I was going to say that I could use them to damage an expensive painting, but I see that that has been covered already.
Pick up a quarter? Not me personally, but I’ve heard stories.
Sure.
what type of crack is that?
Cheap crack. A classy crack should pick up minimum $50 bill.
Or cause asphyxiation.
The majority of farts come from there, right?
I meant creative things. :rolleyes:
Wasn’t it in 9 1/2 Weeks where the kid was supposed to be able to fart the Star Spangled Banner?
Okay, that gets the pass as creative… I guess.
Remember the Dick Cavett’s interview with Jimi Hendrix?
I wonder if 9 1/2 people got a bunch of hate mail?
The Master speaks:Did a French vaudeville star once specialize in trained flatulence?
Well, Joseph Pujol was not only “the fartiste” but a bona fide buttockus performer! He smoked cigar through his… ::bows in awe:: Only in France.
The tangential mention of Mel Brooks is most likely a shout-out to Blazing Saddles (1974) where Mel’s main character was Governor William J. Lepetomane. Not to mention the fireside scene!
A friend of mine once lit her fart and a blanket of blue flame literally stayed on her butt for a while. She freaked, jumped up and down and sat on her “buttocks” to put it out. It was way back in Stroh’s drinking days…
Yikes! FWIW, YouTube is replete with lighted farts videos, but to get a good start, go here!
Og, where did we make the wrong turn? That’s nasty. How can people be so nasty?
BTW, after that incident I thought the cause of SHC (Spontaneous Human Combustion) could be people farting while smoking and fart catching fire then creep into their pujol…?
Well this may be TMI, but I could use mine to keep ice from melting. It is often freezing to the touch. It is always the last part of my body to warm up after being outside in the cold. My guy often makes fun of this…umm…phenomenon (?). I’m waiting for some day when he has a fever…he can just lay his poor hot forehead on it and feel all better…
Right, standing out by barn fire drinking beer at night always makes my buttocks unbelievably chilled, like they are not even parts of body. I usually have to hold my butt cheeks in each hand to go to sleep.