Venus, Mars.
Obviously.
“Now that was a productive cough!”
“So, what do you think of that whole Jeffrey Dahmer situation? Pretty crazy stuff, huh?”
After a few seconds of awkward silence… “You’re pretty.”
As opposed to dogs and cats, those known betrayers of every human they meet? Okey dokey, crazy lady.
Well, technically, I don’t want to hear that any time. 
Oh, I left my wallet at home. I’ll pick up the next one.
If it was the summer of 1991, that not be so strange, but any other time? Yeah.
I am a kung fu warrior; my skills are the stuff of legend.