Things you have misheard of the years

Whether it be a song lyric , film quote or someone talking to you , what have you misheard?

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When I was little my dad said that his father was retired.

I said “Granddad’s retarded?!!”

My dad quietly goes “Well sometimes I think so…” I was like “WHAT?!” then he explained to me about how when you get old enough you don’t have to work anymore.