Whether it be a song lyric , film quote or someone talking to you , what have you misheard?
Doesn’t seem to fit as a game. You might want to request a forum change.
When I was little my dad said that his father was retired.
I said “Granddad’s retarded?!!”
My dad quietly goes “Well sometimes I think so…” I was like “WHAT?!” then he explained to me about how when you get old enough you don’t have to work anymore.