Pretty much everything listed here does is for me but I also have to add two things I dearly love… rueben sandwiches and cooked cabbage. I could eat a rueben with a side of cooked cabbage every day and never get tired of it but good Lord the gas is awful. I’ve ran myself out of the room after eating that!!
Oh, also Macaroni and Chesse makes me fart too… don’t know why though.
We always have pickled eggs, jerky, pepperoni sticks and beer at hunting camp, the pines and firs in the surrounding mountains don’t have any bark left on them.
The spaghetti sauce from a local Italian restaurant. The weird thing is, they don’t smell like normal farts, they smell exactly like the sauce. Which wouldn’t be bad, except for the knowledge that it must confuse anyone nearby – to spontaneously smell that particular sauce and it’s nowhere around.