Things you OUGHT to avoid, given the flatulence, but can't....

Pretty much everything listed here does is for me but I also have to add two things I dearly love… rueben sandwiches and cooked cabbage. I could eat a rueben with a side of cooked cabbage every day and never get tired of it but good Lord the gas is awful. I’ve ran myself out of the room after eating that!!

Oh, also Macaroni and Chesse makes me fart too… don’t know why though.

Chili.

Gonna make some tonight too. Please don’t light any matches around me afterwards, or we’re done for.

Pickled eggs…is it just me of does anyone else crave the very thing that they should stay away from?

We always have pickled eggs, jerky, pepperoni sticks and beer at hunting camp, the pines and firs in the surrounding mountains don’t have any bark left on them.

Taco Bell Taco’s (Crunchy or Soft)

I feel so sorry for Mrs. Amp and little milliAmp whenver they are on sale. I don’t know how they handle it.

The spaghetti sauce from a local Italian restaurant. The weird thing is, they don’t smell like normal farts, they smell exactly like the sauce. Which wouldn’t be bad, except for the knowledge that it must confuse anyone nearby – to spontaneously smell that particular sauce and it’s nowhere around.