I am the father of Rachel Hunter’s kids, not Rod Stewart…
I like to listen to Celine Dione and Britney Spears. I sleep with a night light on. In the 5th grade Jennifer and I kissed.
Hi, I’m Rose. I’m 28 years old and I… like… the Backstreet Boys. I’ve also been known to watch and enjoy the Teletubbies, especially while feverish.
Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa…
I don’t think I’m an addict, it’s just that when it’s on, I can’t stop watching… all those anvils, kegs, and 18-wheelers!
Aside: Rosebud, what the hell is up with your signature… I want to know. Who is this ‘Gamera’ and where is the story from?
When I get the chance, I like to watch Teletubbies, too. Just curl up on the couch with a big bowl of Honeycomb and watch Teletubbies.
Hi, I’m Saucy P. and I never miss an episode of ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’… and I wish I had her wardrobe. So there.
::runs away::
That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.
KarmaComa-- Gamera is a big ol’ rubber monster from the good old days of bad Japanese monster movies. He’s basically a giant, turbo-powered flying turtle. Mystery Science Theater 3000 did a couple of Gamera movies back in the days when Joel Hodgson was still hosting. One of them contained an undubbed musical ode to Gamera, sung by what seemed to be many, many small Japanese children (Gamera was/is supposed to be “a friend to all children”). In the absence of an English translation, Joel and the 'bots made up their own to the tune provided-- I swiped a few lines from it, and there you have my sig. Ta Da!
Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa…
I love these things.
Crystalguy
The last time I went to the opera (Samson et Delila, Saint-Saëns) I feel asleep. At the end, I protested to doubters that I had been awake the whole time.
When I go back to the homestead at the holidays, I re-read “The Famous Five” adventure stories by Enid Blyton.
Whew! I feel as light as a butterfly.
Hi. My name is spoke. I am an educated and highly respected member of my profession and my community, I am in my 30s, and I collect Donald Duck and Uncle Scrooge comic books.
(I am so ashamed.)
(But at least I don’t like Celene Dion.)
I like Marie Osmond(had a crush on her when I was 12 or 13(many many years ago))
I Hate Hanson(In front of my 14 year old daughter)
Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.
Sig Courtesy of Walley
Hi. I’m Jeannie. I still, on occasion, listen to my old New Kids On The Block tapes.
I have a crush on Homer Simpson.
I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.
–Sig line courtesy of Wally 
Hi. I’m Jeannie. I still, on occasion, listen to my old New Kids On The Block tapes.
I have a crush on Homer Simpson.
I share other guilty pleasures with some of you, but I think I’ve embarrassed myself enough for one day.
I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.
–Sig line courtesy of Wally
Hello, my name is Victoria. I like Barry Manilow, Celine, Cher, and Michael Bolton among a few. When I stay home I also watch all the trashy talk shows. Until I switched satellite companies I watched Jerry Springer every afternoon.
There are three movies that I constantly watch over and over, Forrest Gump, Steel Magnolias, and Sleepless in Seattle. I can’t believe I typed this for the Teeming Millions to see.
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
I shave my knuckles.
I guess it’s pretty obvious, if you look, but I have this obsession with body hair, so I am always trying to shave myself bare.
I would never admit in public that, if left unchecked, I have more hair on my back than most guys have on their chest.
It drives me nuts and I have to keep it smooth and hairless as a babies backside.
I know, I know, that’s too much information.
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
I have all of Depeche Mode’s albums (on cassette) and I still listen to them occasionally, even though I saw them in concert years ago and they sucked live.
Sometimes I will make a quarter recipe of rice krispie treats, and eat it all, right from the bowl. (That reminds me,I’m out of marshmallows…)
I have a major crush on Lexicon.
I will not be used!! Oh, wait, I’m an appliance. Never mind…
(sig from the endlessly creative mind of WallyM7)
Of course I’m obliged to hide it as well as I can (for fear of losing my secret National Mens Club membership (oops) ), but I cry easier than my wife at movies. I’m talking WAY easier.
Things are random only insofar as we don’t understand them.
LOL! Lexi, yes, that is definitely WTMI. But, I still love ya!
I like Michael Bolton, Johhny Mathis, N’Sync (shhhh! don’t tell my daughter), and a bunch of others that I’m sure no one else does.
I also sit here in my skimpy nighty, and kiss his pic, and smell his aftershave of my one true love whenever I’m chatting with him on the 'net (well, ok, not every time I’m in a nighty, I do get dressed on occasion). MAJOR BLUSH (hoping he doesn’t see this thread if he comes here)(thank God the camera is ‘down’!)
Whenever he’s gone (like now) I read all the ‘romance novels’ gasp! that I can lay my hands on.
<blushing furiously, purplebear runs from the room>
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
Would that this were true.
If I was that lucky I’d have won the lottery by now.
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
I like barry mannilow too!
Hi. I am the divemaster. I also am an educated and highly respected member of my profession and my community. I, too, am in my 30s, and I think Ally McBeal is the only network program worth watching. At least, it’s the only one I watch.
I also love The Carpenters.