Hi, I’m Beth and I have been known to put the dance-mix version Rocky Top CD in and dance around my living room. I want to be just like the girl on the Lifetime show Next Door with Katie Brown–I think she is really talented. I have been known to sing Copacabana at the top of my lungs while cleaning house. I eat Kraft Parmesan cheese right out of the container.
::slinks away to hide::
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My mother-in-law got my son a battery operated bubble gun. When no one’s around, I fill it up and blow bubbles with it. I still like blowing soap bubbles.
The only witnesses are the dogs, and I’ve paid them off.
OK, I already admitted, but I have more where the first post came from.
I think ABBA had talent.
I have a container of Fluff in my cabinet. I eat from it regularly.
I LIKE Felicity, Popular, and other WB dramas. (that was hard to admit.)
I had a crush on the prince in A Little Mermaid.
I have imagined that I move to London, and Prince William falls madly in love with my spontanious, quirky, neurotic American get-go, and I am FINALLY a princess for real. (ouch, that one hurt, too.)
I have more, but lets give these some time to air out, first.
I have the unfortunate character flaw of keeping nothing to myself. If asked, I will cheerfully expound ad nauseam on the most intimate personal details of my life. I’ve never had any shame about stuff like that.
I am a defender of the free world.
And if I had my druthers I’d eat *Cap’n Crunch w/Crunchberries *every morning.
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ROSEBUD! Do you have any of MST’s Gamera episodes? I’m ashamed, nay, disheartened, to say that I’ve never seen one. I even remember when they had a Gamerathon one Thanksgiving - couldn’t get anyone to tape it for me. I’d give…well…at least a small sum of money for one of these shows. (Not that I’m cheap, but too broke to pay $25 per episode.) Know where I can get them? I adore MST in huge measure (in fact I had “The Giant Gila Monster” playing at 4:00 this morning) and think it is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen, especially the CC years with Joel, and it would make my year to lay my hands on some shows I haven’t seen.
But I don’t want to pay the penalty.
I just want to go home.
Bless me SD For I have sinned: I’m a total and complete sucker for watching Dog Shows on tv. They are magnetic to me. Those well behaved, well groomed dogs and their fat handlers all running around the ring.
While I’m in the confessional, I’m gunna get hubby absolved;
He thinks Abba is one of the best groups.
He thinks David Hasselhof is a good actor.
Yikes, Shirley. The last guy I knew who thought Abba had talent AND enjoyed David Hasselhoff is now a professonal ballet dancer, if you catch my stereotype.
How many people think Chief’s triple post was karma at work?
I’d like to make it perfectly clear up front that I am 100% straight, not gay. With that in mind:
I have everything Deborah Harry ever recorded on CD. Every Blondie album, every solo album, the 24K gold Parallel Lines CD, live album, Picture This Live SE, everything. Even the remixes and imports.
It’s hard to explain why, specially what with me being straight and all…but there you have it.