Third breast?

Back in high school I had a teacher who supposedly had a friend with a third breast. This friend apparently had two regular breasts, and a third, half-size breast directly below one of the normal breasts.

For those interested in breasts, would you find this a turn on? A turn off? No change? For those who would be turned off, would you cope with it or would that be a deal breaker?

As for me, I wouldn’t really mind. I don’t have a thing for extra breasts, but if I found out my girlfriend had them, assuming things were well otherwise, I wouldn’t care at all. Who knows, I may end up preferring it.

I ask because I know someone who was noticeably freaked out by the concept, and someone else who just seemed to think that my indifference to the extra appendage was amusing. I’m curious to see what the cross-section of opinions is.

I might get used to it with time, but I would definitely be a bit freaked out at first.

However, the only real reason I came into this thread is to be the first to mention Eccentrica Gallumbits.

I’d be a bit freaked out, and then fascinated. It wouldn’t be a deal breaker for me any more than any other physical oddity, but yeah, I’d appreciate a heads up before the goods are revealed!

I don’t think I could swing it. I am happy with the standard setup and don’t need the bonus package. It might come in handy if I were a religious fundamentalist that wanted lots of kids in a row however plus you can never rule out triplets. She would probably be worth 50% more than standard wet nurses too which is good for extra income.

Ah, and I can be the first to mention that chick from Total Recall :smiley:

It would be interesting and I could easily imagine liking it, but whether or not it was a real turn on would depend largely on who it was attached to.

The opposite question to this is, if you were a woman, would you keep it? And as someone who is fairly against the idea of almost any elective surgery, I’d be under the knife so fast my head would spin.

I probably would. It would be a great conversation starter, and an enticement. It’d be a pain to get clothes specially made, or altered. But worthwhile, I think. Unless the third was extremely malformed or interfered in some way.

Heck, if I had a second penis (a real condition, apparently, which I find astonishing), I’d keep it, with the same provisos.

Wont know until I try.

But what would your explanation be for the scar? :wink:

A freakishly high appendix? :smiley:

If it were on someone I had a romantic interest in, then I wouldn’t mind, and could probably eroticize it after I’d gotten used to the difference. If you’re talking something purely physical/non-emotional (if she were a porn model, for example) it’d be a definite turn-off.

I think that asymmetry would be a deal-breaker. If it were somehow symmetrically integrated… well… who knows? See the Total Recall reference.

It should be on the back, for slow dancing.

She’d probably have a decent career making pornos, perhaps.

I have heard of guys having more than one penis.

This is, so far, the best answer I’ve heard. :wink:

I have two hands and one mouth… I think it’d work out OK.

A botched boob job. It could be your little secret that it was the boob that was botched and not the job.

Are you sure it was really a whole (if small) third breast. I’ve seen third nipples before, but they are by no means even partially formed breasts. They’re just little… things. In fact, one of my parents has one, and while I don’t, I do have a weird little extra patch of chest hair in the same spot.

I have a third nipple, but it’s just a little one and I don’t have breast anyway, because I’m a bloke. Actually, I can imagine developing a liking for (can’t believe I’m saying this) a woman with a double row of breasts - maybe six of them in ascending sized pairs. I have no idea why, but I think that would be kind of fun.

Then there are some websites out there that you’d simply love. Google “Multiple Breasts”

Would anyone have Third Beast Enhancement surgery? Why not?