Third stupidest thread started today: what if zombie animals all attacked us at once?

Where would you hide out?

I’d hide out a animal hospital, dressed up like a veterinarian, holding a thermometer and fecal loop.

Not too many zombie animals will want to go near me.

As I mentioned a long time ago, I used to pass a house on my way to work that had a cryptic sign on its gate:

** WARNING
Do Not Enter When Alive**

Obviously, if I hid inside that fence’s perimeter no zombie would find me, because only people that weren’t alive would be inside.

What got put in the water last night?

Thread closed.