ISO n/s S/DWF. Computer geek, likes Cecil Adams, pizza, Monty Python. 44 y/o, 180lbs, brown hair/eyes/mustache/teeth, still lives at home.
Turn-ons: Pogo sticks, spandex, voice mail, Pentium IIIs, the internet, pocket protectors.
Turn-offs: Private investigators, whiners, Pointy Haired Bosses, picking up my socks off the coffee table.
Relocation possible. Must have car.
Pssst! Hey guys!
D’ya think Milo is looking, well, a little tense and cranky lately? Not his usual blithe, funky self.
Suppose he needs to get laid?
::flees, laughing::
Veb
Whaddya know, you’re right! This message board is a message board! Know how you can tell the difference? Well, a chatroom has live interaction, whereas a message board can only offer, uh, semi-live pseudo-interaction. Or something. A chatroom is like a movie. A message board is more like stop-action photography. Or maybe those flip-book thingies you used to draw in your notebooks in middle school. Glad I could help clear that up for everybody, if you have any more difficulties be sure to let me know.
Yeah, well. I’m sorry I need to get laid, too…
I have extra room in my bed tonight, any takers?
Careful, Silo, or you’ll find yourself in the same crowded category of Horny Doper. (Hmmm, it’d look well on a resume, huh?)
Actually, poor Milo doesn’t really deserve this outpouring of rude wit, even though he did invite it. He’s a great poster who, I’m assuming, temporarily underestimated the hormonal uproar fighting ignorance causes.
Sorry. Un-Pit moment there.
Continue…
Veb
Heym NTG, if you feel like visiting for a weekend I have a buddy who really needs some rebound action. She just got out of one of those “I know all my friends hate her but she’s really sweet, no, really” relationships, and just really needs a weekend of meaningless sex . . .
You get me a good one, then you mitigate it?
Girl, I think it’s time for your Pit-recertification. 