This board isn't a chat room, and I'm sorry you need to get laid

I’ll give you each a shiny, new Sacajawea dollar if you take it to Yahoo Young Lovers Chat, so I don’t have to scroll through three-quarters of a page reading it to get to something worthwhile.

Now shoo.

Here:

SDMB as a dating service

I actually thought Contestant 3 expressed himself better. But, then again he has always been a favorite poster of mine. Even if I disagree with him most of the time.

On a side note, we can see a prehistoric WallyM7 in this thread. We all know him for his famous “Putz” line. But, this was back when he was working on his insults, so this is what resulted.

He has refined and streamlined. Now his insults only take four characters.

pat

I’d say as long as it isn’t a blatant hijack, it’s fine with me. So, if you start a “Coldfire, come in here, ya big hunk!” thread in MPSIMS and it gets flirty, fine.
If you start hitting on DavidB right in the middle of the “Reasons why Jesus should be everyones saviour” thread in Great Debates because you “get turned on by his manly responses”, I’d say you’re crossing the line. In many respects :wink:

Well shit, least you could do is give us come examples…otherwise it’s just blowing smoke!

techchick: I love the way you said that, you are SOOO sexy when you get mad. :smiley:

I I don’t know how to proof read my posts, so there!

techie, if you can read through 5 threads in MPSIMS or IMHO without seeing examples of what I’m talking about, I’ll give you a “sackie” too.

I’d blow smoke in your direction any old time, you sexy, intelligent thing, you.

David B’s “manly” responses…heh heh heh

pricciar,

I had almost forgotten my first post here. Believe it or not, I’m blushing.

There is a difference between a little flirting and the excessive, cutesy, syrupy goo that has been dripped all over the SDMB today.

I keep having horrible flashbacks of the old AOL Chevy/Patti days and the Satan/heatherlee days.

AAAACK!!! Make it stop!!!

Guess I am reading the threads that don’t contain such slobbering and mush.

Well fuck me on a pogo stick!

< just to keep this pit like >

Ya know, if you got the rhythym just right. . .

I managed to garner a couple of nice remarks when my picture appeared. And I got email from a lovely with her own pleasant portraits. (Sure, she hit the wrong MailTo button trying to send them to TechChick, but at my age, all attention is welcome.)

Since I’m here:
SWM seeks LTR
Prefer heiress, but will settle for anyone with far-away potential inlaws.

I need to get laid. Just thought I’d mention it.

Well, to be sure bandwidth is to balanced with tacky, hard breathing flirtation and yowling monkey lust…

Uh, Milo? See your point here, but seems like you’re tugging on Superman’s cape. Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, and Dopers just gotta send out lures.

It’s messy. It’s undignified. Shee-yit but if it ain’t fun.

Does WalMart sell pogo sticks?

Veb

Oh, Diane, you didn’t love that? KISSY KISSY!!!

Lovely, intelligent,& outspoken ladies; let us hie ourselves over to IMHO, where we can flirt all we want. :wink:
Bye Milo!! :stuck_out_tongue:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

We may have a match…

Satan and who ?? Sheesh I thought DB went back forever. I am so dillusioned. Hmph.