It was old before he was born- which was 1989 or 1990, depending on the thread, right? :dubious:
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Do you think my girlfrined could gain weight on smoked herring? How about her wrinkles, would smearing herring juice on them make them go away? Can you pay for herring with Paypal? How about by check – is there maybe some banking rule that lets you overdraw your account to buy fish? For medical purposes, of course.
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Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Are you fucking crazy?
Absolutely.
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I really like smoked herring. Anyone else like smoked herring? You buy a tin, it’s $2. Lots of fish. Omega-3 fatty acids and all that, good for the heart. Decent protein to fat ratio. Great on sourdough, but eat too much of it in one sitting? Bam! It’s like getting slapped in the gut by a 5’ wang. Pain beyond pain, friends.
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I like pickled herring in sour cream sauce. I don’t think I’ve ever tried smoked herring. Smoked whitefish is outstanding, especially on bagels with cream cheese, onion, and tomato - just like lox. Which is smoked salmon.
How can smoking be bad for you when it tastes so damned good?
I just noticed that of unbrok3npp’s 117 posts, exactly one of them is in a thread he didn’t start.
I don’t really know what that means (other than that he really doesn’t get the whole message board concept), but it sure is interesting.
*Treasure of the Sierra Madre * (1948) John Huston director
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They’re all like, “You best be packing your thesaurus if you hit this turf, yo, and use your spell checker before you even step up.”
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Spell checker? We ain’t got no spell checker. The grammar patrol and punctuation police, we got our spell checker disabled. We don’t need no stinking spell checker.
Dear Mr. pee pee.
You’re here by my grace. You’ve been on this board multiple times. I put it down to youth. Most people get banned for that. Remind me to not consider your youth next time. I’m proud of you for paying to post here.
You were short when you posted on here early last year. You’re still short. You will never be 6’ tall. Get over it. Get on with your life. Most people for whom I’ve worked who were short were quite successful in their lives, more so than I will ever be. They probably overcompensate for their height. Of course, they were DICKS. But they were quite successful.
I hope you stay around. But, here’s my advice. Don’t keep hitting on the same theme. If your girl has medical problems, work it out with her parents and doctors. If your dick has bumps, it’s normal. If you want some advice on here about sex, start your thread in MPSIMS or IMHO. Not that you can’t start a thread in GQ, but try to figure out what goes where.
I’m closing this one down, as the OP that you started is moot at this point. I hope you take some of the advice given, if only the parts you think were meant to help you.
And, yep! I’ll continue to be an issue if you continue in your old ways. If you have any questions and further comment, you can email me or PM me.
Closed.
samclem , an issue in General Questions.