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At least I got a laugh out of this thread.
You say I that I have less of a life than you, yet you write nearly 1000 words and waste probably 15 minute of your pathetic life dwelling on me!
To use what seems to be a sdmb regular, “the irony is self-evident in your post.”
But it’s OK because im sure all your family and friends are very proud of you. You should go down to your local school and tell all the kids there how pathetic their lives are compared to yours too- I bet you’ll have a really big hard-on then.
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Oh, man - educational standards really ARE down, aren’t they? I didn’t say you had less of a life than I. I said that even though I have NO life, I am LESS pathetic than you. Thanks for proving my point.
Also, I’m a girl. Your harping about my “hard-on” merely indicates your jealousy that a female is getting more pussy than you. Either that or you were speculating on the possibility of my clitoral erection,* and I assure you that nothing associated with you could possibly produce that reaction in me.
*Unlikely, given your apparent ignorance of human anatomy
[QUOTE=Uvula Donor]
But **Hama **won’t bother posting a thread about it like you would. I can see the title of the OP now: “OMG! I have a hard-on!!1! What do I do now??!?”
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I wish that was the title of an OP. I would pay to read the thread.
[QUOTE=Hamadryad]
Oh, man - educational standards really ARE down, aren’t they? I didn’t say you had less of a life than I. I said that even though I have NO life, I am LESS pathetic than you. Thanks for proving my point.
Also, I’m a girl. Your harping about my “hard-on” merely indicates your jealousy that a female is getting more pussy than you. Either that or you were speculating on the possibility of my clitoral erection,* and I assure you that nothing associated with you could possibly produce that reaction in me.
*Unlikely, given your apparent ignorance of human anatomy
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This thread has everything…even chicks with boners. Haha.
[QUOTE=unbrok3npp]
Welcome to kindergarten.
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:dubious:
So, my statement still stands. You’ve come here with the explicit intention of acting like a kindergartener, and you’re mocking us for being “ridiculous”?
[QUOTE=Kythereia]
If you’re trying to prove that you’re not immature, I can assure you that this kind of post is not helping. Really.
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Im not trying to prove anything to anyone…never said I was. And its funny how anything crude or immature that anyone old people say is automatically award-winning material…but when the immature 18 year old says boner all hell breaks loose.
I think it’s funny how everyone criticizes me and all the “stupid and pointless” threads I start; yes most of the threads I have started have been over 4 pages. So obviously some people think its worth their time. Which brings me back to my original point of why the admins would close a thread that has dozens and dozens of people interested. Whatever. Im done with this thread.
[QUOTE=unbrok3npp]
There is a world outside other than behind a monitor. If you explore it, then maybe you’ll start threads that are worth reading …
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E.B. White said this, about that, in his Introduction to the 1972 edition of Strunk and White, speaking of a new chapter he appended to Elements of Style, for that edition: Chapter V - An Approach to Style (With a List of Reminders).
There is stylish prose in this thread, unbrok3npp, possibly in that 75% you neglect to read. Notice, English prose composition is a necessary skill. That’s a lesson you’ll take away from this board, whether you stay or not. This thread has been your primer, with admonitions and examples. Good luck.
[QUOTE=unbrok3npp]
I think it’s funny how everyone criticizes me and all the “stupid and pointless” threads I start; yes most of the threads I have started have been over 4 pages. So obviously some people think its worth their time. Which brings me back to my original point of why the admins would close a thread that has dozens and dozens of people interested. Whatever. Im done with this thread.
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Two, count them, two of your threads have been over four pages. The one about how you don’t know how to fuck and this one. Both are that long because a lot of people here like making fun of idiots.
[QUOTE=unbrok3npp]
Because all the fat, 5’, single men drooling behind their desktops, writing in this thread are perfect.
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Hey! What about us fat, married guys with 5’ dicks*? Don’t forget to insult us!
[QUOTE=unbrok3npp]
I think it’s funny how everyone criticizes me and all the “stupid and pointless” threads I start; yes most of the threads I have started have been over 4 pages. So obviously some people think its worth their time. Which brings me back to my original point of why the admins would close a thread that has dozens and dozens of people interested. Whatever. Im done with this thread.
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Hey, douchebag, when welook up all the threads you’ve started, we find that only two of your 18 threads have been over 4 pages. One was the one where you’re too stupid to fuck, and the other is this one, where you’re just too stupid.
The mods have closed two of your threads. Neither of them got past the first page, and neither of them had “dozens” of people interested.
I really like smoked herring. Anyone else like smoked herring? You buy a tin, it’s $2. Lots of fish. Omega-3 fatty acids and all that, good for the heart. Decent protein to fat ratio. Great on sourdough, but eat too much of it in one sitting? Bam! It’s like getting slapped in the gut by a 5’ wang. Pain beyond pain, friends.
I really like smoked herring. Anyone else like smoked herring? You buy a tin, it’s $2. Lots of fish. Omega-3 fatty acids and all that, good for the heart. Decent protein to fat ratio. Great on sourdough, but eat too much of it in one sitting? Bam! It’s like getting slapped in the gut by a 5’ wang. Pain beyond pain, friends.
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Do you think my girlfrined could gain weight on smoked herring? How about her wrinkles, would smearing herring juice on them make them go away? Can you pay for herring with Paypal? How about by check – is there maybe some banking rule that lets you overdraw your account to buy fish? For medical purposes, of course.
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]
Do you think my girlfrined could gain weight on smoked herring? How about her wrinkles, would smearing herring juice on them make them go away? Can you pay for herring with Paypal? How about by check – is there maybe some banking rule that lets you overdraw your account to buy fish? For medical purposes, of course.
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Its posts like this that make a thread like this worth reading more than once.
And Opie, your mantra of “you grown-upps are worse then us kidz” is getting old.
