At least he knows how to write a fucking check. I’m only 20, and I didn’t need an online tutorial to tell me that. You’re the one who can’t figure out the basics of being an adult; its appropriate to keep saying you’re “just a kid”. I’m sure your attitude will be a real help in your life. :rolleyes:
But **Hama **won’t bother posting a thread about it like you would. I can see the title of the OP now: “OMG! I have a hard-on!!1! What do I do now??!?”
I’m just proud to be part of the 75% of all posters that he isn’t capable of reading. Well, come September, there’s always hope for next year. :rolleyes:
But right then a guitar started wailing and building until all the highschoolers were curled up on the floor writhing in pain. Out of a cloud of smoke a ninja appears and the music is building until blood is coming out of the children’s ears. Suddenly the ninja pops ten huge boners weilding ten ninja stars. Out of fear Hama’s boner totally explodes and she bleeds to death and the ninja laughs. The End.
Nice, very original. Because, you know, noone has cracked that one yet. I salute you. And im sure you’ve never asked a stupid question to prevent a stupid mistake. Because all the fat, 5’, single men drooling behind their desktops, writing in this thread are perfect. Does anyone else sense the immaturity in pretty much everyone else except me?
I’m immature because I want information. Yet everyone contributing to this thread are mature because they can condemn and mock someone younger than them for asking a “stupid question” so that person can BE more mature.
Get a job.
You should totally enter that in that contest for bad opening sentences.
ETA: Oh, wait, you can’t, because you posted it here already. Okay, something just like that, then.
But were there hippos in this post apocalyptic wasteland?
That’s in the sequel. They show up to cheer the school kids back to health and one of kids drinks a little hippo milk and gets changed into a ninja with the biggest boner ever.
Feel free to abandon the pissing-contest whenever you’d like. You’ll continue to get abuse as long as you continue to fuel this thread. That’s why they call it the BBQ Pit. You can keep adding lighter fluid for as long as you’d like.
When you’re tired of being chewed on, I, for one, would be pleased if you’d get over yourself and continue to post on the SMDB. As annoying as you’ve gotten, I still believe that you would be value added to this board if you’d stay and make some real contributions.
As has been stated before, this isn’t your blog. It is, however, a great place to ask unusual questions, ask for advice (sparingly), and do wacky opinion polls in IMHO. I never thought there would be a message board where I could seriously ask how people would react if they found their girlfriend had a third breast, nor where I could get intelligent opinions on the significance of diamond engagement rings, getting sunburn in unpleasant places, and the frequency at which people change their bath towels.
So stick around, just don’t be a broken record. And stop whining.
I’m sure many of here are various combinations of fat, single, male and drooling, but 5’? Is that a new insult among the hip junior high schoolers who just want to learn stuff, or did I unknowingly join a board for pygmies? Or was that a dick joke and you made a Spinal Tap-esque error with your shorthand?
No, I think the point has pretty much been that you are immature because you can’t bother to read or follow the rules. Then, when your threads are locked because they violate the rules (no medical advice, posting the same thing over and over), you whine because people were mean to you.
You do realize other people in the history of the** SDMB** have had their threads locked because they posted similar threads over and over, or threads that ventured into medical advice, right? You knew that, right?! You’re not a pioneer, here, and you’re certainly not the stupidest person I’ve ever run across, but your unwillingness to understand the actual issue at hand is getting annoying.
Look, I could care less about your dick, your girlfriend, or her eye wrinkles, but goddammit read for some comprehension, here - Your threads were closed because they violated some rules. Stupider threads than yours have been left because they found a way to do it within the rules. If you follow the rules*, you can post all the stupid shit you want: That’s why MPSIMS exists.
*There may not actually be a hard, fast, written rule about posting similar topic threads over and over, but christalmighty, doing so gives you all the cachet of a five-year old saying “momma?..momma?..Momma?..MOMMA?!” and tugging on our shirt until we answer you.
Very mature denigrating the size of someone’s cock just to insult them.
Oh to see ourselves as others see us.
No, you are immature because you whine and complain because things didn’t go your way. Wanting information doesn’t make you immature, just uninformed.
Having your question answered doesn’t make you more mature, just more informed.
And we can condemn and mock people older than ourselves too, we are not ageist here. And they do not ever have to ask stupid questions.
Got one. You?
You forgot the Cheetos and reference to the parents’ basement, O Original One.
I haven’t been following along, so let me see if I’ve got this right.
A user named “unbrok3npp” – with a “3” for an “e”, no less – is calling us ridiculous? Seriously?
Man, that’s funny. OK, fine, I’m ridiculous. I don’t mind being ridiculous to “Unbroken Pee Pee”.
Mocking the young and stupid is my job, thank you very much. And they pay me quite adequately for it as well.
Making fun of unbrok3npp is just something I do over the summer to keep my skills from getting rusty.
Welcome to kindergarten.
Do Not Feed The Troll.
He won’t be. He gets off on it.
If this were the last post in this thread from regular non-troll members, I promise that the troll would reply with another post of violent chain-yanking, then bump it again with more of the same, and then go away.
You’re all giving him what he wants. If you want him to stop, don’t feed him.
I’d suggest masturbating like a motherfuck, but then I might be called upon to explain how that is done. I’ll pass. And then he’d have to figure out what to do with the seamen clinging to his member. I think I’d offer up buying them a round of drinks and some tickets to Guys and Dolls or something. Or a Kleenex.
Dude, what are you still doing around? Your relationship to this thread is that of a corpse to an Irish wake: you’re the reason we’re here, but beyond that, we don’t really need your contributions.
Being immature and being a complete and total idiot are two different things.
I don’t buy the fact that you are immature in years or intelligence despite your posts. I do buy the fact that you are a complete and total idiot troll.