Truth be told, I prefer ham.
[QUOTE=fishbicycle]
Kid, and I call you kid because you are one, I’m going to give you a tiny bit of wisdom.
When you pay your fifteen bucks, you pay to join the board. You do not pay to have the board join you.
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And you pay $15 primarily to become a Member. You pay $15 secondarily for the services such as posting.
Well we thought The British Shop Keeper was a prick but at least he saved his $15
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
Truth be told, I prefer ham.
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Bear… bearfucker, do you need assistance?
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]
Actually in one post you claim to be 17, isn’t 18 the minimum age? Didn’t someone get banned recently for posting under the age of 18? Is this a Dateline type set-up?
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FUCK! I’ve had three dates in the past year and every fucking one of them was Chris Hansen again. Now he’s on SDMB. Next time, I don’t care if he’s almost 50- that son of a bitch is putting out or paying for my gas, one or the other!
Oh I want to post a reply but I’m laughing too hard.
[QUOTE=Sampiro]
FUCK! I’ve had three dates in the past year and every fucking one of them was Chris Hansen again. Now he’s on SDMB. Next time, I don’t care if he’s almost 50- that son of a bitch is putting out or paying for my gas, one or the other!
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So.. it’s not your first time.
[QUOTE=dnooman]
Bear… bearfucker, do you need assistance?
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Man, I wish those bears would stop with the bullshit.
[QUOTE=dnooman]
So.. it’s not your first time.
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Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. Fool Sampiro 3x with the same con? Boy Howdy, will we get a good thread thrashin’ out of that.
It’s nice to know Sampiro is up for a fourth time…
Perspective is everything.
Occam’s Razor.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Don’t be a jerk.
Never hit on anyone that can’t run away screaming.
Just because you believe something doesn’t make it true.
Wrap that rascal.
Good rules for life.
[QUOTE=unbrok3npp]
Im hanging around because I paid money for this (which for some doesnt grow on trees, especially for students) and I dont want other people to have to go through this.
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Oh, yes, I remember those student days. Very little money, but so much disposable time to make up for that…but this is taking it to extremes. You’re spending time here, when you don’t want to, just because you spent 15 bucks? Aren’t you throwing good money (= time) after bad here?
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
Nobody cares about the threads I start.
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You’ve started a thread? :eek:
[QUOTE=scotandrsn]
No need, we can assure you.
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Damn you for your screen name! Every time I see it, I read it as scotsdarn. Some of my family may be dyslexic, but not I’m!
[QUOTE=unbrok3npp]
Samclem has been mostly an issue.
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owww, comeon…
If we (some of us) can be nicer to you, just because you’re young, you can make allowances for the old people.
In the unlikely case that our OP is trainable, keep starting those same threads and doing all the same things you are doing. Just do it in IMHO or MPSIMS. Most your questions, when in GQ, are seen as asking for medical advice.
Why the hell did you pay $15 straight up? Did you miss the part where you get 30 days free?
It’s not like we were all nice in the beginning and suddenly turned into cunts the moment you paid your moneys. If you’d half a brain in your head, you would have lurked, then guest posted and then if you liked the place you should have paid your money.
Even with the “emergency” of your supposed girlfriend’s possibly getting pregnant you still could have posted that as a guest.
Why you ponied up $15 without researching the boards a bit better is beyond me.
At this point, it just gets to where I’m wanting to drop a PALATR in your direction.
Don’t let the door hit you, etcetera.
I see a ray of hope for you. You are very perceptive!
Welcome to the SDMB. Give SamClem a chance. He’s moody and so old that he has forgotten anything before the age of thirty.
It’s worth the $15 a year just to have a place to rant!
As a whole, though, this is a place to give attention, not to get it. Too often, when you get attention here, you won’t like it. Learn not to take it too seriously though.
A wild dog lifts its leg, and out pops a fetal bastard. Leave it to be eaten by the crows.
[QUOTE=unbrok3npp]
First of all, Ive never seen another forum online that you have to pay for…but i figured the information I could get was worth the money. So I embarked on the biggest waste of $15 ever.
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The reason it is worth paying $15 is that it is somewhat semi-filtered from people filling it up with obvious questions that they could figure out by spending an hour with Google. This is not an “I need help please help me” kind of forum. This is not a “go search Google for me” kind of forum. Even so, those kinds of questions are tolerated, now and again. Initially I stood up for you, even. But it seems like you keep raising the same types of “help me” question over and over. Worse, you don’t seem to be trying to understand the answers you’re given, you keep making people spell them out letter by letter over some very long threads. If that’s the kind of board you were looking for, then I’m sorry, this isn’t the place. You might get the $15 worth by listening to what you’ve been told here, taking a step back to think about it, and improving your intellectual discipline in how you figure things out for yourself.
[QUOTE=unbrok3npp]
So I embarked on the biggest waste of $15 ever.
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Personally, I think the biggest waste of $15 ever was when your dad bought those two bottles of Boone’s Farm Strawberry Wine eighteen or so years ago. If he’d only spent another buck on a couple of rubbers, we’d all have been spared your fucking stupidity.
[QUOTE=unbrok3npp]
First of all, Ive never seen another forum online that you have to pay for…but i figured the information I could get was worth the money. So I embarked on the biggest waste of $15 ever.
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I thought the fee was supposed to help keep put the riff-raff?
[QUOTE=hawthorne]
lol.
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More like lulz. Is it Caturday yet?