unbrok3npp, I haven’t read any of your other threads, and I don’t intend to, so my observation is limited to your posts in this thread. You’ve already been called by a previous poster on your punctuation skills, and I’m going to echo the point.
Punctuation is important to many, if not most, on this board. We all make typos, and unintentional grammatical errors, as I’ve probably done in this very post, and we all are forgiven for these. You Merkins have your own version of the English language, but we do still seem to agree on apostrophes.
Apostrophes. Please use them. Alternatively, type the full word.
It’s all about respect. Respect for the language, and respect for the readers. If a writer doesn’t respect his/her readers, why should the readers respect the writer?
The one previous thread I read had something to do with “if you ejacualte outside of the vagina, and then put the penis in the vagina, can you get pregnant”- that from an educated 18 year old in U S and A in 2007? If that’s a serious post, I’ll eat my hat. And he claims this, at age 17 years 350 days, WAS THE FIRST TIMR HE EVER EJACULATED. He’s taking the piss out of everyone, he is.
It’s highly unlikely that **unbrok3npp **will ever be able to get his inflatable vinyl lover pregnant, and even if he did, she’d only give birth to a litter of party balloons.
Actually you are correct. The real point of this site is to wait for newbies to try and assert themselves in the pit and then everyone pounces upon them, well, yes … like a pack of jackals.
Of course the ridiculous threads started by xkcd are still going strong even though he has been unceremoniously banned.
Kid, just pay the two dollars and pick up the garbage.
The “frist time ejaculate” thing I can agree with you on, but the other? Good lord. I mod a community for girls to talk about the gross things their bodies do, and you would not BELIEVE the misinformation that’s still floating around out there. There are still plenty of high school girls out there who THINK THE RHYTHM METHOD WORKS. Who think you can’t get pregnant if he only comes ON your genitals (you can). Who think if they get their periods they cannot POSSIBLY be pregnant.
I find it easy as hell to believe there are THOUSANDS of 18-year-olds who don’t know if ejaculating and THEN inserting can cause pregnancy (it can).
What pisses me off is how the guy looks at me like I’m a pervert each time. I keep telling him “Look bitch, I ain’t the one who keeps going on the Internet pretending he’s 15 years old”- like someone’s not going to see through that the second they see him! For the life of me I don’t understand what’s supposed to be so damned funny about that show- it’s the same gag every week. Allen Funt was doing that shit 50 years ago and at least he varied it up a bit. And at least with Allen Funt you’d have gotten there and it would be Fannie Flagg who’s at least naturally funny and pretty to look at where Hansen is clearly shagging someone to get that job.
I can’t be too hard on the youngster. Personally, I’m glad the Internet wasn’t around when I was 13; God knows what egocentric, melodramatic rubbish I’d have inflicted on older, wiser people.
