So from now on you’re going to routinely post to warn others that joining this board is not worth it? Not necessary. With a one month free trial membership, others can figure out on their own if this board is worth the yearly membership fee- just as you should have.
You mean you missed by brilliant analysis of First Mondays? It had 600,000 hits and thousands of replies, even more than that other-author Lord of the Rings thing. I’d link to it, but it seems to have vanished. Yes, my single-handed effort was responsible for that show’s rapid cancellation. I got a letter from the network thanking me and everything.
Take it easy, meow.
In Russia, board joins YOU!
All your fifteen dollars are belong to us.
In R-damnit! Beaten by Ludovic.
You see, on any other board, it would’ve taken another two or three hours for a Yakov Smirnoff reference.
This thread must have really sunk low because google knows it. I’ve got three out of four ads offering to check my drains.
He’s just upset that in a moment of teenage sex-fueled angst, he bit her nipple, to which she reacted by farting and flying out the window.
Suffering from the loss of his lover, he can only pine for her vinylly compliant openings, as he gazes, yearning, upon her deflated body across the street, atop the roof of the Dollar Store, her mouth fixed in a rictus of invitation, as pigeons crap on her head.
Is unbrok3npp still paying attention here?
::sniff::
that was beautiful!
That was worth $15 right there.
I think you mean, “Is he still reading this?”
I find it unlikely he was ever paying attention.
That would explain the weight loss. And the wrinkling around the eyes.
I know this is sooooo 10 minutes ago but I just had to say that if some nerd ever said something like this to me in real life I would slap them in the mouth as hard as I could.
Out of about 20 comments I read maybe 5. Why would I want to keep reading this? You’re all just proving th point I made in the first place; and on top of that you’re proving that all you adults(who think you’re so much more mature than the stupid 18 year old) have absolutely no lives and are in much more need of growing up than me. There is a world outside other than behind a monitor. If you explore it, then maybe you’ll start threads that are worth reading and thinking about like the ones I have started (which were then closed).
How old are you? I came here for help obviously…how is that at all an intelligent, mature, or even somewhat relative statement? Its pathetic the kind of people who live their lives online.
Do you realize you just posted that online?
Pot meet kettle; kettle meet pot.
Like…what kind of guitar a fictional character owns? And how to use your iPod? And basic, basic questions about PayPal? Those sorts of threads you started? These are the things worth reading and thinking about?
The irony, it burns!
Yeah! All you losers need to get out and live life like unbrok3npp instead of just sitting around typing on your computer like unbrok3npp. Then maybe you’ll be able to finally talk about something interesting, like how to use Paypal or a condom or an iPod or a checking account or put on your underwear. These are the sort of questions you have when you’re out there living life like unbrok3npp and not just being losers like unbrok3npp.
Losers!
unbrok3npp asks questions about him living his life (at least, as he considers it). That they get answered suggests… people are doing that? And better than him, at least for the time being.
It’s sort of like asking people for wine advice and then complaining they don’t drink alcohol.