The whole “I’m came here for help” whine got old quite awhile ago. I’m not sure what you’re here for (I’m still leaning towards “troll”), but I’ve seen many people get help here, and they didn’t act like you. Not to mention that coming here for help is kind of stupid; we’re not Dear Abby; we’re a board that has as its mission statement “Fighting Ignorance.” If people get helped along the way with that, it’s basically a bonus. You are quite ignorant; it’s only natural that you’ll find a lot of conflict here.
Just how common is it to continue to get your period while pregnant? I’ve never actually found a verifiable answer for this one, and I’ve seen some claims of ‘I had no idea I was pregnant until the kid came out.’
flight, I knew you were right even before he came back to prove it.
I’ll try to be nice anyway, although it doesn’t appear it will be appreciated.
unbrok3npp, it isn’t wise to develop inflated expectations about how people react to your posting activity here. Two of the most valued assets here are tact and tough skin.
You will enjoy it more if you try to fit in, at least a little. If you are unwilling to try and fit in, feel free to never post again and view your $15 as a very cheap lesson learned.
We’re willing to forgive a lot of crap. We’ll chide you for it, but only if you’re a jerk about it, we won’t forgive.
It’s obvious that you have many questions, but SDMB isn’t the world’s FAQ, we’re more for Unfrequently Asked Questions. Plus it’s not kosher to frequently ask the same question over and over. Asking you not to do that isn’t an insult. Closing threads isn’t an insult. Stop thinking of it that way.
Veteran posters hear can smell a flame-out coming, and that’s why this thread is so long. Be like Autolycus and turn the tide.
Hmmm… that was a little disjointed, but I don’t feel like editing it.
Dayum.
Next year’s Lord Byron contest entry, right there.
Well, he might have been the victim of “abstinence only” sex ed, in which students are just told to not do anything remotely interesting until they’re married. This method of sex ed works about as well, or rather, about as badly, as one would expect.
Do nocturnal emissions not count as ejaculation? I mean, without any form of release - whether it be assisted, self-help or nocturnal… :eek: 
I will give the OP credit for two things though- paying the membership fee to be a trolling prat, and for taking a different path- instead of posting purposefully inflammatory threads, you’re instead posing as a naif to see how stupid a question you can ask and have people answer- and FYI, that doesn’t make people stupid, it makes them nice- it makes you stupid. I’m expecting something along the lines of “where do babies come from” next.
Please take the board up on its standard double your money back guarantee.
And in your last several posts, you’ve forgotten that u dont spel gud
He did leave the apostrophe out of “it’s” though. He’s keeping up that shtick, at least.
No, that was the chili con carne.
I can’t find statistics for bleeding later in a pregnancy, but it’s fairly common in obese women (who of course are also more likely to not notice fetal movement or a big bulge in the belly underneath all that abdominal fat.) I was around 200 pounds when I got pregnant with my second child, and I had bleeding which was more than spotting but less than my normal period volume every two to three weeks from 14 weeks along until I delivered 4 months early. I don’t know if it would have continued for the whole pregnancy or not, but I don’t see why not. Excess body fat => excess stored estrogen => estrogen breakthrough bleeding. As the number of obese women getting pregnant increases (since the number of obese women is increasing), the numbers of women getting bleeding while pregnant are expected to rise as well.
Haha. I said that because everyone is telling me that since im 18 I need to grow up…which leads me to beleive they are over 18 and still doing the same thing I am. Wow…
This response to the previous post confirms it…someone is doing one of those radical 70’s Stanford Prison type psychology studies here.
Life and death, war and peace, do balrogs have wings, is Showgirls a great film.
Yes we’ve covered much, but clearly your right, we’ve ignored the two questions that have plagued mankind from the origin of our species: What is the best way to gain weight? and *the best eye cream??
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Surely unbrok3npp a Noble prize waits in your future!
OK, timeout, you blew the gaff.
NO 18 year old EVER refers to themselves as “just a kid”.
Alright maybe if their wearing handcuffs, but never when their trying to present themselves on equal footing with other adults.
Come out from under that goat-skin your trolly bits are showing.
CMC fnord!
Brutal, but beautiful! If you ever decide you want that uvula back I would be proud to give you mine :o (not blowjob smiley, showing you my uvula smiley!).
Ignore them, they’re all just jealous. Sure, they’d like to be out there flinging themselves headlong into the exhilarating maelstrom of trying to figure out how to have sex via Internet message board, but they’re all too old now. Now all they can do is tear down the young rebels who are still willing to change the Internet by starting a bunch of threads on a message board.
Losers!
You don’t know that. Maybe you’re the one who’s ridiculous.
So out of 100% of the material, you skip maybe 75%. Exactly what kind of grade would you get in school for such stellar reading comprehension?
And the ultimate secret of life and success when living in that real world is…
[BruceWillis] … Anti-Wrinkle Eye Creme!!! Are You Fucking Shittin’ Me??? [/BruceWillis]
Come on man, you read all of them. When I was a kid a was so worried what others thought about me. You’ll get over it. This place isn’t easy, but it’s worth it.You just think you need help. You need knowledge. You need to try to learn here. There are people that know shit you might never know save them sharing it with you. Ease back just a shade, and it will come right to you.
Peace be with you.
What he said.
Also, this is the pit. You started a thread in the pit, so you’re going to get abuse. It’s almost guaranteed. This is the place Dopers don’t talk about at parties, where all the repressed violent and base instincts creep out of otherwise noble people, to strike harsh venom into the hearts of those who ask for it. You’re asking for it. You’ve posted a thread questioning the value of the board. It has really no use other than to be inflammatory, so don’t be surprised when you get inflammatory remarks in return.
I followed your original thread about the pregnancy scare, and although you came off as a bit green behind the gills, most posters still tried to give you the best advice they could. There aren’t a lot of message boards that do that. I’ve said before that the Dope is possibly the last bastion of intelligence and courtesy on the web, and I think that if you stick around and learn to take a bit of criticism, you could grow to be a respected member of this board. That, or everyone will tease you until you develop a self-esteem deficit. Either or.
Well, you got the part about you being stupid right. Everything you post is fucking stupid. All your threads are stupid. You’re too stupid to use a checking account. You’re too stupid to use PayPal. You’re too stupid to figure out your iPod. You’re even too stupid to fuck your girlfriend.
You’re so goddamn stupid you make YouTube comments look like Encyclopaedia Britannica entries.
And we’d have gotten away with it too if it wadn’t for all you meddlin’ kids!