I’ve got a friend in Pennsylvania, if that matters.
screech-owl, I’m guessing you also remeber those awful “You’ve Got a Friend in JESUS” fake license plates that people in Pennsylvania would get?
Probably one of the best reasons for Pennsylvania to start issuing people two license plates instead of just one
Yup. Drove Rte. 81 from Syracuse into PA a lot - visit the relatives and their gravesites.
And in keeping with the thread theme, we had a plastic St. Christopher statue (we were old school Catholics) and a plastic Jesus on the dashboard.
*I don’t care if it rains or freezes,
'Long as I’ve got my plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
You can buy him phosphorescent,
Glows in the dark, he’s pink and pleasant,
Carry him with you when you’re traveling far.*
EVERYONE NOW! All together one more time!..
Jesus was my friend, and it was cool. I’d never dated any one from Mexico before, and the cultural differences really added to the relationship. And he was good in bed, oh yeah, let me tell you, had me praising God, if you know what I mean [wink, wink, nod, nod]. We broke up though, my parents kept mispronouncing his name, and it drove him crazy!
That’s a little number we can all
dance to. 
You owe me a new monitor, Czarcasm, my friend…
The old one now has freshly squeezed lemonade all over it from when I opened up your link and immediately did a world record spit take…
Cash or money order only please.
Thanks for making my night 
You guys come up with the best links I’ve ever seen!
Don’t you mean Jesus Loves You ?
The Jesus Loves You sandals are magnificant—think what would happen if you inadvertantly stepped in dog do-do!