Why does Jesus keep on eating my friends?
Does friend consumption make the baby Jesus cry?
Jesus eats your friends because he is hungry. Everyone needs some food sometimes…
Your friend didn’t happen to be Norman Greenbaum, did he?
Jesus is a man eater… Didn’t the Silky hair and the little bathrobe give it away?
Ask him if Jesus can loan you $20 or pick you up at the airport … when he says no, tell him that Jesus is not your friend because that’s the sort of thing that friends do. QED.
Friends help you move.
Real friends help you move bodies
Just like Jesus and Lazarus! Indeed, he took this idea of friendship to a new level!
I dunno. Anybody that could turn water into alcohol would be my instant friend. And that walking on water trick would sure come in handy retrieving an errant beach ball.
At least you’ve got good taste in friends!
What a friend we have in Jesus!
All our sins and griefs to bear.
What a privelege to carry…
Everything to God in prayer.
Sorry bout that…just had to get it out. BTW, is it just me, or does this hymn really make no sense?
What areyou waiting for?
Liberate your friend.
Gut jesus from crotch to sternum like a rainbow trout and GET HIM OUT OF THERE!
Or a water trap.
Then there’s that traffic light thing from The Girl With Faraway Eyes.
The other day, I talked our savior into eating a fern. Now I know I’ve got a frond in Jesus.
What a friend we have in Jesus,
Christ Almighty, what a pal
–as my dad likes to say, for some bizarre reason
That was Chronos who ate but didn’t digest his children. Different guy altogether.
Chronos? You ate your children? Shame on you!
All well, at least you had the decency to not digest them…
I didn’t know Jesus swung that way! Let’s hope your friend has the common courtesy to give the Son of God a reach-around! 
I scream, you scream, we all give Jesus a reach-around for Ice Cream!
I have a friend in Cthulhu.
Just goes to show that you don’t have to outrun the Elder God. You just have to outrun the rest of the party.
Drat. Not you Chronos…that other Chronos.
Sorry. :o
**Jesus Loves You.
[SIZE=1 Buddha thinks your an idiot.
And Allah agrees with Buddha.[/SIZE] **
What would Jesus do for a klondike bar?
Eat our friends, apparently.