Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
Yes.
Along those same lines:
When a cows laughs, does the milk come out it’s nose?
If you were to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
Is a turtle without a shell naked or homeless?
If you wear a sheet on Halloween, are you going out as a ghost or a mattress?
etc. etc. etc…
My fate keeps getting in the way of my destiny.
“SwimmingRiddles”
What a cool ass name. It brings to mind so many images. I congratulate you. Save those brain cells for someone who matters . . . .
DNFTT
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M2, it’s okay to be a moron once in a while.
You’re overdoing it.
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SwimmingRipples
::Chuckle, chuckle::
Voted Best Sport
And narrowly averted the despised moniker Smiley Master
Forward deployed until 18AUG00
::bowing:: Thank you. You know, I haven’t been 'round these boards long, but I imagine you, my friend have figured out how to get along with us loonies. The name is my attempt to sound ostentatious;
Somehow I don’t even feel bad about hijacking this thread. Huh.
DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour.
BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i