It is now legendary, you could be quoted at any moment.
Well, now that I’ve posted, it’s truly the stuff of legends.
No, really, it is!
Quit sniggering.
buncha poopyheads
This post needs a legend.
Legend:
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I don’t want to feed the squirrels again! They hit me and call me names, and poop on the benches in the park. They tripped an old lady the other day and chewed off her wig. I keep the crumbs safely hidden away until they play nice. Damn it!
Will they be singing this thread’s praise across the land many years from now?
but fairies are the stuff of legends alright. moms though, are more mundane.
Don’t most legends need to follow a Hero’s Journey-type plotline? If this is one of them, how are we going to make up for this?
The odds of this thread ever bcoming legendary, without there being an element of, er, legend to it, are very low indeed. Few if any threads in MPSIMS have ever become legendary, since they are, for the most part, mundane. And pointless.
Nevertheless, on the vanishingly small chance that my name may someday be spoken of in legend, I will deign to contribute to this thread.
“Once upon a time, in a castle made of kiln-treated pine, drywall, and a smattering of formica, on a cul-de-sac in some nameless suburban wasteland, there dwelt a young man who loved Curt Cobain like a brother despite the fact that he had trouble spelling his idol’s name. One day, having grown jaded of sites like somethingawful.com, he stumbled upon an Internet message board that purported to tell the full truth, the Straight Dope, as it were, about multitudinous arcane facts and obscure folklore. The rest, as they say, was history…”
My ghod, he’s right!
its not the thread thats legendary, but what people type in the thread that makes it legendary, which in turn makes a legendary thread
Some moms might be mundane, but some of us are decidedly legendary! So nyah to you! 
I’d like to post to this thread, but I’m awfully busy with my quest to travel to the Dark Land of F’Ghilm and retrieve the Cursed Amulet of Bak, which I will then use to drive the Evil Sorceress Gar-Whallg from my homeland.
Lots of luck to you, though!
O I sing a song of Smeghead-o
who went to the Dark Land of F’Ghilm
who risked life and limb
to retrieve the Cursed Amulet of Bak-o
Sing derry-o, derry-o day.
And tho’ he meant to drive away-o
the Evil Sorceress Gar-Whallg
he was met with the Crystal of Ha’Tamar
and turned to a pillar of salt-o.
Sing derry-o, derry-o dilly o dong
Sing derry-o, derry-o day.
With my ability to kill threads, I fear my posting in this thread will become it’s doom. Just wait and see.
Be this truely the great thread of legends old? The thread cast to us lowly mortals by Odin himself? Who spokith to Thor: “Oh yeah, I don’t really need this thread anymore, where should I put it? Earth? Oh, good idea. Lets go get some lunch.” And the great Thor agreed and so it was done.
Is this the thread that when cast down to the plains of Terra shook the ground and lit the sky for eons? That spit forth great mounds of ash and dust and left the lowly folk clinging to eachother in hopes of some explaination of it from the great gods?
And when that explanation finally came, did it not boom down upon the people freezing their hearts and breaking their courage? Did Odin not say: “Uh yes what is it? You’ve been bugging me constantly now. Oh, that is a thread, go um, make sacrifices to it or something, I don’t know, I’m a very busy man. And while your at it build me a shrine. And make it very pretty. That is all…So Thor, how bout we go back to that chinese place? I thing that waitress had a thing for you. Nice piece of ass that one…Oh shit, is this thing on? Dammit.”
And then did the people do as the god Odin commanded and built a great shrine for sacrificing the most attractive townspeople to the great thread of legend? Then did the townspeople not decree, “Oh great Odin have we pleased you?”
And did Odin not reply: “Bugger off fleshbags, don’t make me smite you!”
Is this truely the same thread?
If it does all that, Wearia – it’s going to be one heck of a mess in here. Yuk. Look, I’m not cleaning any of this up. You go ahead, have great roc birds do their mythical pooping thing – I ain’t getting out the pan and shovel. No way.
Sacrifices are messy. Bloodstains are a real pain to get out of the toga, y’ know what I mean?
Legendary laundry bills is all I see …
If it does all that, Wearia – it’s going to be one heck of a mess in here. Yuk. Look, I’m not cleaning any of this up. You go ahead, have great roc birds do their mythical pooping thing – I ain’t getting out the pan and shovel. No way.
Sacrifices are messy. Bloodstains are a real pain to get out of the toga, y’ know what I mean?
Legendary laundry bills is all I see …
I found this thread in the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness close to my location. It is indeed the stuff of legends.
I’m sure some scraggly wannabe hero will come along shortly and mess things up. Damn heroes.
This thread cannot be legendary until I post in it.
And I ain’t posting, so there!
I was surfing right on by this thread when I realized that I, perhaps more than anyone else, have a duty to post in it.
There you go.