Will you all stop fucking around with my TBHSYTITS…right!
TRIFUTOOPIW?
We already had our summer, chaps - it was in April! Cast your mind back, remember April? Parts of the southeast had not a single millimetre of rain for the whole month. My lawn was parched and brown. The temperature hit 80F. I had breakfast out in the garden.
Then, I’m sorry to say, in early May I bought a new hammock for the garden. Literally as I walked out of the shop carrying this big heavy bloody hammock the heavens opened. It has barely stopped since… 
I’d trade stepping out of my house and sweating profusely in oppressive heat at 6:30 freakin’ AM for ceaseless rain and chill any day. Throw me in that briar patch!
No, I won’t.
By the way, I just stepped outside and saw TITTYBISCUITS, briefly.
Blame it on GWB and global warming!
Ahaha, so it’s your sodding fault is it?
If you hadn’t bought that hammock we’d be basking in temps of around 100F.
April, April? that was light years ago matey
This weather’s great. No more mega-hayfever ruining my summer!
The rain just lashed down with thunder and lightning, and then the TITTYBISCUITS came out again.
Well, I’m going to Marseille next week, so no doubt from the 10th to 19th July southern Europe will have flash floods, while your TITTYBISCUITS will come home to roost in my absence…
You need to sacrifice a Black Ram to Apollo.
Sorry, I think it may be the fault of those Spaniards who don’t live from tourism. Most of them are happy that this year we don’t have people dying from heatstroke…
Now if they’d kindly send me some of that damn heat, I’d appreciate being warmer in July than I was in April, damnit!
Can we have some of our rain back? You guys keep hogging it.
goes in search of a big stick with a nail in it
It rains a lot here (Louisiana–“It’s too humid to be hell!”–my mom) in summer (especially this summer), and it’s hot. So there. You stand still long enough and mildew starts growing on you. Or maybe it’s grass. When it’s short like that, it’s hard to tell.
Are you positive that you don’t live in, say, Texas or Omaha, Nebraska?
What I wouldn’t GIVE for English rain. I spent today wandering Calcutta in knee deep road sewage.
You lucky, lucky bastard.
Why?
Oh and jjimm you’re starting to annoy me, don’t make me come to Oxford to sort you out
It’s just been frikkin’ hailing here, thunder and lightning, and now bright sun.
My lawn looks like a rain forest because I haven’t been able to cut it.
I got a bellyful of rain at Glasto and now I’m bored with the whole precipitation thing
Would burning a Wicker Man restore the natural balance of the seasons? - not that I’d know where to find enough wicker round these parts, nor a willing virgin
(maybe I’ll see if I can find one of thoseall night wicker places in the phonebook)