The Hot Yellow Big Incandescent Globe That’s In The Sky.
Summer has arrived in Merrie England and is expected to last until Wednesday June 3rd.
Temps in the high 70s, Barbecues,Topless joggers (male 
), Ice cream vans warbling merry tunes, children paddling in the sea and getting various diseases.
Here in sunny Manchester and just across from my back garden is a copse and a field in which nubile young wenches are sunbathing and frolicking in the sun.
Now then, where did I put my binoculars?
What??? I spent my day looking at kestrels and horses. I went to the Cambridgeshire Country Fair in Royston. Wimpole Hall was packed. No naked ta-tas except men. It was still fun.
Haven’t we had the best weather this year? I stopped counting the sunny days in March. Last year I counted all year and barely had to take off my shoes to count 'em all. I’m taking pictures like crazy.
I was trying to figure out how corpses in fields had anything to do with nubile wenches. I thought that England had been overrun by the zombie invasion and you guys had to ogle whatever was left.
BellRung, the zombies are clogging the aisles at whatever Tesco I happen to be in. Dammit, I’m just trying to get a red bell pepper. Do you HAVE to park your trolley RIGHT THERE and not move while bits of body parts fall off? OK, that last part is what I image happening until they get the clue that someone wants to actually buy something in a grocery store. Novel concept.
Back to the OP. We’ve been having excellent weather. No lie. But no nubile titties in my village. They must have migrated to Manchester.
One word: webcam. Put one up!
Here you go. I found some webcams with views of topless english beaches:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cornwall/content/webcams/mawgan_porth_webcam.shtml
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cornwall/webcams/webcam_penzance.shtml
If you look quick there’s some really great tits there.
Boobies. Is there anything they can’t do?
Those are Tits, they’re Boobies. You really should learn the difference.
Here are some great Tits:
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Did you check my second link?
Did I say they were all great tits? Sometimes you get some average boobies.
Next to the lotion and tissues?
It’s funny-- when it’s cool and overcast here, people flock outdoors wearing big smiles and talking about what nice weather we’re having.
How many times Chowder? Just because I let you watch me frolic in the copse, doesn’t mean you get to talk about it on the internet!
When I clicked on it I got a repeat of the first link picture. I assume something went wrong.
That’s Okay – I can keep looking at the same boobies over and over.
For a second, I was wondering why you were so nonchalant about a corpse just across from your back garden and then I decided to re-read.
I think it’s because Americans seldom use that word* (cue several Americans coming in here to tell me differently…) so the first thing our minds jump to is “corpse.”
I’d probably say clump/group of trees myself. And this is despite having read Watership Down. If I were really pressed about it, I might use “grove.”
*expats don’t count
It s warm and sunny where you are? We drove through two hailstorms and a snow flurry today. On the way to the Haliburton Highlands, in Southern Ontario. On May 31st.
And we got lost because the sudden snow/slush/hail mix obscured our turnoff in Kinmount towards Paudash Lake via 503. By the time we got to beautiful scenic Minden, it was sunny with fluffy white clouds in the sky.
Guy : “There’s nothing I like better than licking some nice tits and boobies !”
Gal : “Oh, really, could you be any more offensive if you tried - WHAT are you doing with those birds ?!”
Still absolutely beautiful weather, temps now in the 80s here in’t previously frozen norf.
Even warmer darn sarf innit?.
Was in Altrincham town centre earlier today doing a spot of sightseeing then I drove to Dunham Massey park to feed the ducks and have a general scout around.
Stopped for some lunch at the park restaurant, took out a mortgage for a salad, prices being less than cheap there.
The park is nice but in this weather it’s utterly gorgeous
Tomorrow I’ll take a trip out to Chester or maybe Matlock Bath, might even go to the Lake District and stop over for a couple of days.
It’s been some while since I was there and the Church of St. John’s in the Vale must be one of the most beautiful small churches in the whole of the UK. I’d post a link to it but being computer thick I don’t know how, you can always Google and you’ll see what I mean by beautiful.
