Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves trying out bizarre sexual positions!!! LMAO!!
And this belongs in General Questions . . . why, exactly?
foxydevil2a would have known better. The real GQ is: does this belong in any forum?
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OK; let’s make it a general question:
- Is this true, or is it one of those “a duck’s quack doesn’t echo” things?
- If it is true, which positions are being referred to, and what are the typical injuries?
- If it isn’t true, could it be made true by expanding the statement? In other words, do 11,000 Americans injure themselves every year during sex, whether or not the position is bizarre? Or do 11,000 Americans injure themselves every year in bizarre positions, both sexual and nonsexual?
- Furthermore, how and why are these statistics tabulated? Or are they?
- Finally, is it necessary to laugh ones ass off upon hearing this statistic?
How many injure themselves trying normal sexual positions?
What is normal and what is bizarre*****? 
[ul]Some would turn this into “natural” and “unnatural” 
[sup]which throws it over to GD[/sup][/ul]
What is normal and what is bizarre*****?
[ul]Some would turn this into “natural” and “unnatural” [sup]which throws it over to GD[/sup][/ul]
maybe this should be in mpsims? i don’t know; let’s leave it to the mods.
anyways, i heard some statistic on the Mad Max Morning Show a while back about how many people injure themselves on the toilet per year.
I think you are all overreacting to this fine post. I say let’s give the poster a break.
First, though, we need clarity on the statistic–these poor souls are hurting themselves “trying out” the sexual positions. Hate to nitpick here, but what if one was truly committed to a bizarre sexual position–well beyond the experimentation phase? I mean, a true expert, someone who could teach classes on the “move” in question. Would an ensuing and related ankle sprain count among the 11,000? Or is the 11,000 simply made up of folks who goof during their first attempt at a new methodology, people taking a new position out for a test drive?
Furthermore, there is another a disturbing issue here–is the loss of one’s ass during laughing tabulated? How many asses do we lose in this country each day because of hilarious vague statistics? When will the suffering of assofflaughers end?
It’s 10pm. Do you know where your ass is?
More importantly, do you know where your vampire is?
General Questions with factual answers.
There is no General Question here.
This is closed.
DrMatrix - GQ Moderator